Does anyone else get all freaked out if they have to go through a restaurant kitchen to get to the restroom? It's like you're trespassing or something
As Mel Brooks once put it, “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”
Apparently the easiest way to beat the Dodgers is to let them get a runner into scoring position.
Liberals say that secret concentration camps for children have no place in our democracy. They’re wrong— secret concentration camps for children have no place in our republic.
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill
Remi had his oncology visit today and apparently he has the world's laziest cancer because, more than 3 years after being diagnosed, it has not progressed at all 🤎 #niceniceman
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Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009).
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Not only did I have those same sheets, I look just like Ryan Gosling. Better, actually. I will not be taking questions at this time
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
My parents: don't sit so close to the TV. Also my parents: change the channel!
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If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
And just when you think the world couldn't possibly get any shittier...
LAist@laist.com · 3w agoJackie, the bald eagle whose livestreamed life with her partner Shadow won the hearts of fans worldwide, has died, rescuers announced Monday. 🔗: vist.ly/5eaff ✍️ Makenna Cramer, Tiffany Ujiiye, and Destiny Torres 📸 The Ojai Raptor Center and Friends of Big Bear Valley
A note on Royce White, the former NBA player who says he's entering the WNBA draft, a judge ruled he abused his wife and teenage son in an April court order and determined he could not have contact with either of them for 50 years. Great way to "protect women's sports" transphobes.
Okay, hear me out. Yelp, but for your spouse. Leave reviews for them publicly...
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Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Oliva Miles is amazing and so much fun to watch.