Jay Batzner

@jaybatzner.bsky.social

I write weird music and read too many comic books. Sometimes I do both at the same time...

If I had a time machine, I would do the following things: Give Lili Boulanger a case of Albuterol inhalers. Leave a copy of Berg's op 1 piano sonata on Beethoven's piano in 1825. Kick Wagner in the nuts with a steel-toed boot. Smoke some opium with Berlioz.

At Aldi the other day I saw a guy in a BRPD Baseball shirt. "Oh, like Hellboy?" I asked him. He looked at me, clearly confused. That's BPRD. This was Big Rapids Police Department. My attempts at being outgoing in public are going swimmingly.