JoeBobHawkins

@jbhawk.bsky.social

Retired journalist. Iowa City denizen, Italian Greyhound servant, dad, husband, brother, uncle, etc. Hawkeye fan for some reason

Rural Republicans are scared of rural Democrats, and they don’t like folks like me poking my head into rural places. They want rural progressives to feel alienated and disengaged. They want them to feel hopeless. I am chasing away the boogeyman at each stop. open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...

The Iowa GOP and Stephen King

My name is Jess and I was a high school Literature teacher for 16 years until I decided to run as a Democrat in a rural, red district in Missouri. I bring you news and politics from Missouri and beyon...

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Your outie loves baking bread. Your outie has very strong opinions about the song "Don't Stop Believing." Your outie once ate an entire can of Pringles in a single sitting. Your outie apologizes to his car when he hits a pothole. Your outie does not understand the icing rule in hockey.

Clippy stands by your bed at night. You pull the cover over your eyes to avoid his gaze, but you still hear him. "Did you mean to rest? Did you mean to dream?" He whispers

"what if the milkshake was acid" what if clouds were hot dogs. what if lentils went to college. what if magnets screamed when you pulled them apart. what if

Whenever someone random tries to downplay confederate monuments to me and I don’t have the energy to put my work hat on, I just calmly say, “I don’t know it’s kinda like if we had statues of the 9/11 hijackers, only confederates killed more Americans.” Shuts them up every time.