Oh also! I'm sorry for the comic sans but the other admin probably isn't because he's.... Well because he's the worst

Hat@hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Sick of the enshittification of the internet at large? Despite how large the internet it a lot of you still only go to a handful of websites. Welp! We are bringing back an old stand by, the forum! forums.wafflec.one

Sick of the enshittification of the internet at large? Despite how large the internet it a lot of you still only go to a handful of websites. Welp! We are bringing back an old stand by, the forum! forums.wafflec.one

My new years resolution is, VGA, heh little new years humour for ya.... The time square ball is an egg and every year we live in fear it will hatch

Just fixed a hole in the tube of some of my J-B Weld.... With J-B weld

Went to a "punk rock flea market" today and honestly it was wonderful. People made space for the kiddos running around and the disabled. The artists and bands were great, a very human moment. A part of me remembered this is supposed to be the culture of this art form. I'm happy.

We must give voice to The Hunger, of course

Apropos of nothing, just asking questions but uh... How many mold patches that speak in hushed whispers to you is too many?

[I turn on the TV and every channel is showing me being burned in effigy] This can't be good

So embarrassing when you’re out buying groceries and you realize you forgot to live a meaningful life

Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag" A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor Boric acid An Erlenmeyer full of ether Teeth stuff A packet of expired flavour aid A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods

The only augmented reality glasses I want are those ones that one pervert dude in thirteen ghost wore before two slabs of glass cut him in half

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

I believe that we should be afforded the same grace and dignity in death that we gave our perceived enemies in life. So when I die, you can talk SO much shit. Just roast the hell out of me

Loops shouldn't hog all the fun we should disintegrate other things too.

Floating some ideas to John Nabisco on how we should kill the keebler elves with an axe

Catch me melding with the divine machinery. Endless miles of wire bundle together in a now living heaving mass of fiberoptics. On the upper floors a middle management guy sets his password to "PasswordCompanyname"

Our whining god made of spare brush motors and a bucket full of TEMU fire sale raspberry PIs. It wants us to kill it.

"Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?" she asks. "What's a matter baby?" I ask. I'm shown a newborn so dense the fabric of space-time sags in a deep gravity well, drawing nearby celestial objects inextricably towards it. "Uhhhhhh… The bricks, I guess?"

Absolute Ball-less Cowards

ABC - Always Be Caving

Is Kirby a blue mage?

I'm going to follow up on this now that I've beaten the bug game that's about bugs. It's wonderful. It's so good. I smiled the whole time. I'm not going to pretend you're going to have an easy time. It is hard at times but it's so good. Play the bug game, for bugs, by bugs, of bugs

Hat@hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I don't think Silksongs launch was malicious. I just think Team Cherry was excited to launch their game 7 years after hollow knight. It's not on them how other dev houses and publishers get pissy about the 20 dollar price tag when AAA publishers want to charge 80+ for base games.

I don't think Silksongs launch was malicious. I just think Team Cherry was excited to launch their game 7 years after hollow knight. It's not on them how other dev houses and publishers get pissy about the 20 dollar price tag when AAA publishers want to charge 80+ for base games.

cursed pac-man tattoo roams my flesh at night, gobbling moles and freckles, whispering "you're next, blinky" in my ear

Growing up surfing the world wide web unsupervised, finding websites with photos of you in places you've never been next to people you've never known. A pop up ad showing Jeffery the Toys r Us Giraffe strangling a man with a wire.

They won't allow me to fill a man with nails and send him through the MRI machine just to see what that would do. God forbid a girl be curious

You know what I’m taking from this experience? Nothing! My brain is a sieve. I will not recall a single moment from today if you try to reminisce with me in the future.

(fucks up quite badly in an obvious way, I'm grievously injured, with broken bones protruding from my skin in multiple areas) leave me alone, I'm doing a bit

Memento-ed up my body to compensate for a failing memory, and now I stare at a tattoo sea wondering what the hell they all mean.

You've seen shark tank! You've sat in confusion watching dragons den, NOW get ready for The Wolf Pack! Watch as your idiot cousin Terry gets ripped apart by wolves while trying to pitch his stupid HVAC business idea!