Kickers, man … Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.
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Excuse me @gailsimone.bsky.social if I was traveling to Canada, would I be allowed to bring this on the plane?
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I don’t know if you remember this from twitter, but it looks like it could happen, not in a movie, but in a comic next year!! Keeping my fingers crossed
Idk but "Low T" sounds like an incredibly apt nickname for Donald J. Trump
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Hello @gailsimone.bsky.social I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma. I won’t start reading something until I have the complete run. In the past month I finally got all of these. Which one do I read first?
You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending
Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem
This is only the beginning. He has no plans to leave office or allow free elections. Nor are his plans hidden—they're all unfolding in plain sight. The Insurrection never ended and the Christofascists won't stop until our democracy is gone. Choose who you'll be in this moment.
Alex Haley grew up in Tennessee. He traced his family tree back to his original enslaved, African ancestor, then wrote 'Roots'. He received a Pulitzer Prize for it. Knoxville just banned it 'cause it might make white kids sad.
These deaths are on him as well as the parents he has misled.
Imagine mansplaining "matters of theology" to the MOTHERFUCKING POPE
Daniel Rober@profdanrober.bsky.social · 6mo agoThis should be embarrassing for the Very Serious Conservative Catholics who carry water for this administration.
Going to get some great images from NASA in the coming days. Here’s a couple of post-splashdown snaps of actual heroes.
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Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tm3djotsgwdkml5jn5rpubhd/bafkreiac2upuowdrsqmmk5jyrqgdc4wyy4webck5vjreo6fapbrsxxuc2u)
We are watching a dangerous and unfit President drag this country toward catastrophe — and Republicans refuse to act. Invoke the 25th Amendment. Do your fucking job.
Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · 6mo agoA Trump merch store has shuttered its doors, with its owner saying business dried up in the wake of President Donald Trump’s war with Iran.
"Stop overreacting, they're never going to do that."
Jessica Valenti@jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 6mo agoI started covering this last year, and I can't overstate how important this is: the Trump administration officially labeled some of the most commonly-used forms of birth control as 'abortion' jessica.substack.com/i/173447780/...
He truly is... EARTH-SHATTERINGLY stupid His difficulty with percentages, which Americans learn in elementary school, continues Penn, come get your boy
sticks and stones may break my bones but names will make me shoot you
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9mo agoBovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
"Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the incident." -NY Times Really? There's a faster, easier, and more honest way to say that, @nytimes.com. Try again.
scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black