Unfortunately there already is a flag for hungry guys

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 5h ago

i created a hungry guy flag. it's for when you're a guy who's hungry.

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Craving a reuben, but literally all of QFC's horseradish expires tomorrow, and it would be a waste to buy a whole jar for a few teaspoons and then throw it out 😞

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

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Lefty Cheat Sheet — Aug 2026 Primary

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Lefty Cheat Sheet@electioncheatsheet.org · 3d ago

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I think it was the Marvel Masterworks Spiderman/X-Men/Fantastic Four collections? But the series I remember making me fall in love with comics was Infinity, Inc. The characters were fun and I thought their powers were all really cool. Also I liked their ties back to Golden Age comics.

G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 3d ago

If you’re a comics fan, what’s the earliest comic book you can remember reading? And what kind of impression did it make on you?

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Didn't have clean gym shorts so today's workout is in old rowing trou. Sorry for the mooseknuckle other dudes at the gym 😅

Idk about you but I dream of a day where everyone can enjoy good food, not just the subsistence meals of our ancestors

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 6d ago

RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. ... You can buy liver"

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who collect massive paychecks doing fuck all; and the mayor, who just wants the police to do their fucking job. These are their stories.

The Needling@theneedling.com · last wk.

SPD Wondering What’s Taking Mayor Katie Wilson So Long to Find Second Shooting Suspect: tinyurl.com/3jkm7ff2

Nolan movie discourse is flytrap for people addicted to having opinions

Ok I finished Hades 2, what other good Switch games can I pick up to play with my partner while he finishes the game

Honestly watching the Odyssey makes me want to reread the Aenied

Alsooooooo we're thinking of Market Days next year. Anyone got any good hotel recs? (Preferably Marriott :P)

Twinks, if a drag queen tells you to stop screaming, then for the love of God stop screaming

I told my dental hygienist about my bike accident a couple years ago so she regaled me with stories of people who died choking on their own teeth or unconscious in a puddle. What wonderful bedside manner.

I should rewatch "O Brother, Where Art Thou"

Why does every optometrist feel like it's stuck in 1997

Seattle tried to move some of the parking enforcement in particular to SDOT in 2020, and then SPD threw such a hissy fit about it it all got moved back a couple years ago. And now it seems like we have no traffic or parking enforcement of any kind.

William B. Fuckley@opinionhaver.bsky.social · 2w ago

Neither side in public safety debates is really incentivized to make much hay of this because it’s both extremely unflattering to cops and calling for more enforcement, but it’s a massive scandal that has killed thousands.

Cannot think of a clearer example of how our social bonds are rotting away than public reactions to amber alerts - nothing but complaints and whining. They’re urgent, time critical disruptions by design. It’s so miserable to read this level of selfish behaviour.

I got a massive sunburn all down my side yesterday and boy am I paying the price today

Who the hell is shooting off fireworks at midnight on a Sunday night

Adorable New Video Shows Moment Jimothy Escaped Henry Mural as a Baby: tinyurl.com/3cypjstc

Help the offertory anthem today is Lord of the Dance

Ok finally catching up on Canada's Drag Race All Stars and 1) I'm sorry I didn't get on the Sami Landri train earlier; she's exactly the kind of stupid drag I love, and 2) man they really want me to hate Nearah Nuff. Her awful lip botox isn't helping.

For the love of God why do we need to make the ethics trainings whole-ass dramatic productions

Prescriptivism is stupid; I really only use the Oxford comma because it reflects how I would say the sentence, pausing at each comma.

Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈@chimeracoder.bsky.social · 3w ago

ah yes, the elusive "semi-restricted appositive"

Don’t send a man to do a woman’s job

Lmfao Jesus fucking Christ

Blue Skies In Utah@papabear333.bsky.social · last mo.