Puppy saw geese for the first time and it was the longest he has ever been still while awake. It blew his mind.
J.J.
@jdotj.bsky.social
Lawyer, mom, wife, podcaster, hobbyist photographer, and avid fan of chronically underperforming sports teams (mostly)
It’s not every man who looks like this but it’s always a man who looks like this
The House Ethics Committee recommended that the chamber censure Rep. Chuck Edwards (R-North Carolina) for what it characterized in a report released Monday as “persistent unprofessional and inappropriate conduct” toward two young female staffers.
As much as I want to say that Capital One closed Trump’s accounts because he was laundering money, failing AML/KYC review does not necessarily mean that. Financial institutions decide all the time whether there’s a potential AML/OFAC violation and make risk decisions based on that potential.
Proof that you can work in the highest echelons of BigLaw and still be so fucking dumb that it’s painful.
Trump “came up with a completely false quote saying I acknowledged things I never said. “My god." — Brad Karp, then the chairman of the law firm 2/2
The way I cackled lmao… and for no particular reason at all, I had a feeling @nome.bsky.social would enjoy this one too
Rewatching Spider-Man No Way Home to prep for seeing Brand New Day tomorrow and these movies remain a bright light in the late stage MCU
Home from a week away and the puppy is living up to being a Velcro dog
Having teenagers is wild because one day they greet you with “‘sup twin”
Is Stephen Root the king of all “hey! It’s that guy!” in movies and TV shows? And how is he always excellent and makes everything better? Putting up HOF numbers and performances.
Fun times: exactly where I took this picture yesterday AM is now threatened by a wild fire that blew up yesterday afternoon. Waiting to see today what direction it spreads and whether we need to evacuate
Worse places to be for the sunrise
This won’t have any major affect on travel into and out of DFW I’m sure
American Airlines flights have been grounded nationwide due to an IT failure, the FAA announces.
Having previously been in-house at a financial institution, I cannot agree with this more. The amount of effort, overhead cost, and actual desire to fund compliance at major banks would be an anathema to Musk. Not that people on BlueSky would be inclined to bank there, but you never know.
I stand by everything I said previously. At least with a major bank I know there is oversight, deposit insurance, and regulation for things like anti-money laundering.
Spending my days absolutely wrecked by Isabel Klee and Simon, a person and a dog I’ve never met before.
Spent 16 hours in Santa Fe and ate so much blue corn and green chilis that hours later, I still feel like I may explode
Forgot about lettuce until after I ate the tacos. Taking my life in my hands for a bit
The platonic ideal of a BlueSky poster. I’m having Taco Bell today (I actually will be) just to spite them
We got a float to put Max in “water jail” so he can’t cause havoc while we’re in the pool and it’s the best $25 I’ve ever spent.
Practice tip: if you're in litigation with a company, you cannot reach out directly to the employees of said company (especially to their personal cell phones) to interview them when you know the company is represented by counsel.
Welcome to Texas where we have record heat coming and also rolling blackouts that don’t roll.
Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”
There’s something soul-satisfying about a puppy passed tf on you. No one sleeps or snuggles harder than a sleepy puppy.
Watching The Hawk and it proves that critics and I are so very different because I am thoroughly enjoying this
Every men’s and women’s World Cup, I enjoy watching soccer so much and I always think I should watch more and get invested in it. But I literally just don’t have the time for watching/following another sport.
Not only that, but noise canceling headphones are available at any price point. If a crying baby bothers you on mass transportation, that’s on you.
I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????