there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · yesterday“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
If you don't got time to bleed, you probably also don't got time for productive steps towards positive mental health
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
If your Naomi be Wolf, bear tweet deep gulf If your Naomi be Klein, legitimacy be thine
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
Concerned that I’m getting too old to get a new job and affect a British accent from day one thus assuring myself automatic success in the American business world
% of recumbent bike guys who click their windshield wipers up in the air all winter has to be >80.
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Imagine this: you’re at a Del Amitri show. You read on the message boards at home that they hadn’t been playing “Roll to Me” very much on this tour. The show is almost over. They finish, they go backstage, everyone starts packing up. Then, they come out again and bam: they play “Roll to Me”
The Velvet Underground × Bruce McCulloch “Femme Fatale” + “Answering Machine” ~104 BPM in Cmaj → Cmaj
[MF DOOM VOICE] looks like it’s gonna be a great day, today
well, it finally happened. my wife's political opponents have made an AI deepfake of her. as always, they make her seem cooler and more attractive
Jennifer Lara × John Zorn “I Am In Love” + “Billet Doux” ~92 BPM in Cmin → Gmin
40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY DADS GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: ah... time to start a secret family across town 40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: i just need to get my pen situation figured out once and for all!
Severance season 2… more like… Slowverance, sleeping: you
