this is surprising to me. i thought FIFA only does strange, opaque, absurd things because the cheeto wants them to. i am a bluesky poster who never thought about soccer until yesterday, when i could make it about donald trump.
Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social · last mo.FIFA has how made up some kind of insane appeal process and could rescind the Balogun red card recension no notes www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...
From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"
We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.
ok it's time for a very stupid thread to distract myself the other day, i started building new college football conferences, not based on geography or history or competition but on much nominative similarity. for example: there are 23 FBS universities named after a city. we can split them in two:
maybe the weakest speaker in american history, reduced to spending his final months in the office dancing for spencer fucking pratt. soft.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoRAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.
Could not possibly recommend Big Fan by @joeposnanski.com and @kentremendous.bsky.social more. When I started reading I planned on using a Kenny Lofton card for my bookmark, but decided to pull and random card from a random box. The Mike Fetters Rated Rookie has been a perfect fit.
I'll start talking slower to you if I find out you're MAHA
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
this is a genuinely legendarily kind and beautiful thing, holy shit
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social · 4mo agoYou ever want to be the one who tips this shit over the edge, well
For Akron's 37-29 all-time record against Kent State. Go F'n Zips Baby! @edsbs.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org
A podcast? You want to turn this PDF of progress monitoring assessments for 3rd graders into a fuckin PODCAST?
Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com · 2y agoAdobe Stop Begging Me To Try AI Features When I Am Just Trying To Look At A Damn PDF Challenge
Repeatedly saying "Rona" outloud in a Philly accent has ruined my day.
Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 10mo ago
travis kvapil qualified 24th in the 2008 pocono 500. april fool it was actually patrick carpentier
Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled
RED BANK, NJ—After watching the 11-year-old give up the fourth straight double that inning, sources confirmed Sunday afternoon that local Little League pitcher Dustin Bauer is getting absolutely fucki...
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ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com · 5mo agoengagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...
Congratulations to Amy Madigan for FINALLY winning an Oscar for the school board scene in "Field of Dreams."
The end of the MAC Championship, as called by Dave Skoczen on Akron Zips radio/WHLO and Mark Beier on Rockets Radio/The Varsity Network:
I don't agree with them on most issues but it's good that the administration is doing so much to get Kash the enrichment he needs. You can't just throw a kong toy filled with peanut butter in there and expect your FBI Director to be healthy! defector.com/ufc-and-fbi-...
UFC And FBI Announce Two Days Of Activities For Kash Patel | Defector
The UFC and FBI announced on Wednesday that a group of MMA fighters will visit Quantico this weekend, “to host an exclusive training seminar for academy students as well as senior FBI staff from aroun...
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