AFTER HOURS (1985)

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

See I just don't think the people who say shit like "the chippyman is cross with me for faffing about in the queue like a proper bellend" get to have opinions on the respectability of American dialectical contractions, but tbh I'm just here for the ratio.

Jack Tindale@jacktindale.bsky.social · 19h ago

Minor point but I really hate this performative “y’all” people do to try and appear more folksy. I don’t type in a Yorkshire accent and I did people would rightly tell me to shut up.

Nobody talks about Big Chungus anymore

Being out here in the middle of nowhere makes me really relate to rural Wisconsinites. I look out at the sea; the stars; and realize how small I am and think: Yeah, I get it now. We should cut Medicaid.

#resist

"Dreaming again, Ted? Have I got a poem idea for YOU!" Art: Mr Pike by Michael Thomas

Here comes a four-page-d update! Grandma tilts the scales! greatures.com/comic/235/

if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!

Nancy 8/25/26

back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry

[Exit Queen.]

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon

My ancestors ate or used every part of the chicken mcnugget

I do not think "black people are inferior" or, say, "Jews are inferior" are suitable subjects for academic enquiry. We've done that before and it hasn't gone well. What would be the red line for you? If he had a swastika on his forehead?

It’s time to center yourself by repeating these words of power.

Evangelical EXCELLENCE. I love to make up a whole new bible that's about sucking up to your boss and going to the store.

Jack Jenkins@jackjenkins.me · 6d ago

Buried in this @cnn.com piece: in Dec 2019, Harp appears to have literally inserted Trump’s name (specially, his Twitter handle) into biblical scripture. www.cnn.com/2026/08/22/p...

not humiliating enough. there should be a row of mounted water guns children can put a quarter into that lets them squirt smokers like they're riding a log flume

Mike Boylan-Kolchin@mbkplus.bsky.social · 7d ago

Welcome to flavor country (derogatory), where you can enjoy cancer sticks in a confined space while being observed like a zoo animal

there are no 'correct' grounds for being a socialist to people with a vested interest in defending the capitalist order. if you're poor, you're lazy. if you're middle class, you're envious. if you're wealthy, you're hypocritical. it's all a goalpost-moving shell game.

Jake (Real)@jakemhs.bsky.social · 6d ago

the thing about "champagne socialists" is that a lot of us know we were extraordinarily lucky due to the circumstances of our birth and want better lives for everyone as a result, I do not understand how this is supposed to be a gotcha

Nintendo’s new US patent has major implications for the future of games that run like dogshit. paletteswap.site/dif...

i would like to offer a heartfelt apology to women everywhere. about the posts

if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them

It's your moral duty to play this game btw

Kat Tsai@chuwenjie.bsky.social · last wk.

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