Jenn Of Ark
@jennofark.bsky.social
Involuntarily retired childless cat lady. Would rather be sleeping.
I was thinking for a moment there should be a drinking game where everyone downs a shot when the United States Attorney's office for the District of Columbia has to drop a frivolous indictment but then I realized only the United States Attorney herself could survive that game
Blocked for noting that while Loomer remains a vile person, she's likely more influential w/changing MAGA minds on Ukraine than anyone else. Fail to understand how it's a BAD thing to acknowledge a hateful person is influencing other hateful people to be less hateful even if it's on only one issue.
Bought lettuce at the grocery yesterday. The issue came to a head because someone gifted me some perfectly ripe Cherokee Purple tomatoes. And you can't have a BLT without the L. Just avoid the packaged lettuce. Head lettuce has a tag indicating origin. The green leaf lettuce I bought was US grown.
Had an idea for a great T-shirt; problem is, no one would wear it. "I voted for Trump. He got billions, but all I got was $4 gas and explosive diarrhea." No Trump supporter would wear it, and no one else would want anyone to think they had voted for him.
Ponder that statement coming from the filth that was Jeffrey Epstein.
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Forbes@forbes.com · 3w agoTaylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
Explosive Diarrhea will be the 2028 Republican presidential nominee.
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
In 2028, MAGA is gonna cut to the chase and just nominate Explosive Diarrhea as their nominee for president. TBF, it's the perfect follow up to Trump.
If there was a God, Elon Musk would die shitting himself to death from explosive diarrhea he got from eating a salad at some swanky restaurant.
Imagining a future History Channel documentary about the current time: "In the end, the country turned on Trump not because of the broken promise to start no new wars, or the inflation caused by his tariffs, or the high gas prices caused by his war with Iran, but because of the explosive diarrhea."
I mean, kudos to whoever it was who first called it "explosive diarrhea." Two hundred years ago, the US had just gone through "the era of good feelings." Today's era will be known as "the era of explosive diarrhea," and honestly, it really does say it all about the current time and past decade.
Back in the 80s we had movies that fantasized the American experiment would either end in nuclear holocaust (The Day After) or Soviet takeover (Red Dawn). I suppose it's unfair to knock the screenwriters for failing to imagine that it would actually be explosive diarrhea that takes us down.
Just start calling ICE officers “Donald Trump’s death squads.” Don’t ever make what they’re doing sound legit. “When they’re not killing, Trump’s death squads are rounding up people to be sent to his concentration camps where his camp guards will torture them.” That’s not even exaggerating.
Some empires have died with a bang, others with a whimper. Ours is going down shitting itself to death.
Democrats should run a "600 Days of Dereliction of Duty" campaign against Republicans. With the number of days updated every day. Just to remind voters how many days they've suffered through Trump's predations and insanity, while Republicans stood by and watched, never lifting a finger to stop it.s
Another suggested message for Dem candidates: "My opponent stood by as Donald Trump swiped YOUR hard-earned tax dollars for his vanity projects, his illegal wars both abroad and upon citizens here at home, and advancing his own political and financial agendas. He aided and abetted the theft,
A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.
The most disqualifying thing in the Platner affair is the fact that he knew this stuff - from the pretty recent past - was out there and yet persisted in the campaign, knowing full well how important the Maine race and seat is for the Democrats. So add that on top of all the allegations and proven
"Business was a bit of a letdown. I was out there in the Blood Summer heat for days, and I moved, like, two Nyarlathotep keychains. I only sold my first red, white, and blue self-flagellation cat-o'-nine-tails on Saturday. Just one!"
I Don’t Know What I Expected at President Nyarlathotep’s Great American Shitshow, but Color Me Disappointed
“I expected patriotic Dread Lord acolytes from all across this great country of ours to be out in full force this weekend. It was the Fourth of July, for cry...
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