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Jessifris
@jezebel.bsky.social
I saw a wild monk parakeet in Boston and it changed the trajectory of my life. All photos my own 🔞 NSFW. I have also been known to post about baseball and hypnosis. Buy my prints :) https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/birdingjess/
British Ornithologist at a trans orgy: okay I think I misunderstood what the flyer meant when it said "try to identify birds by their jizz" -- Trans girl at a bird watching event: yknow, not what I was expecting but I'm actually having a lot of fun
Marty Supreme is the story your deadbeat dad tells you about his life in fragments over the course of at least a decade. You'll never know how much is true and how much isn't; that's not the point. He says he's telling you the story so that you don't make the same mistakes, and he's wrong. 5 stars.
Mr. Magnifico was great. MUCH better than Cats. I'm going to see Mr. Magnifico again and again.
ipad battery low. Everyone is sleeping. iPhone battery also low. Am bored and slightly sad, thinking about the way everyday life activities feels like cosplaying stability while my future remains deeply unstable.
And here's the static shot (with a different plane! #birds 🪶
Jessifris@jezebel.bsky.social · 7mo agoYes, that speck on the electrical box is a Snowy Owl #birds 🪶
Yes, that speck on the electrical box is a Snowy Owl #birds 🪶
BIRDHOUND: "Nothing makes Sartha Thrace feel good the way looking at a bird through a 800mm telephoto lens does."
The thing about hypnosis for me, is that it is the wielding and application of the most potent, powerful tool for changing one's behaviours, presentation, and mindset: An excuse.
🌟 Their Immaculate Majesty, King Hivemoon 🌟@hivemoon.bsky.social · 8mo agoHypnosis
I've had a 4 lifer week (in December!?!) capped off by this Snowy Owl half a mile from where I work! Sadly didn't have my camera with me but I was so lucky he was still there after my shift ended
I am a house built on loose sand and the house is hosting a party and the bass is shaking the walls
Big fan of my new coat but I'm seriously not beating the librarian allegations
I have never seen a little league mistake that bad during that big a moment oh my God Phillies
Guy named Schlittler having a generational start for the Yankees I'm gonna kms
Had a dream that there was a website where you could bid on ai versions of famous people doing work for you and 3 hours of ai Sam Altman went for 300 million dollars
Folks this one might actually kill me, double flu/covid vax got hands this year
Customer got mad at me because he asked what we did with our plastic bags and I told him we've only ever carried paper and he called me a liar