Jiffy

@jiffypop.bsky.social

I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. he/him

it's gotta be embarrassing to be a shortstop and explain to people what you do. yeah i'm an infielder. no i'm not the guy who throws it. no i don't have my own base. huh? no no, it's totally cool with ballpark security, they told me i can stand out there. hm? no, not "sportstop." shortstop. mhm

the hotel I'm staying at for this work thing is failing in a lot of ways but they've got a cuck bench in the room so that's a nice amenity I guess

a small padded bench next to a tall mirror on the wall perpendicular to the beds in the hotel room