J Cat

@jmathuin.bsky.social

I'm good at getting into things that were popular like 10 years ago

Oh that's my emotional hindrance dog. He does his best to keep me anxious and afraid, which is why he's turned my family against me and probably you too before long

I emptied the dishwasher, ran it, washed all my pans, cooked dinner, then emptied the dishwasher and emptied the sink AGAIN--all in one day s2g I'm going to wake up with a massive debuff like I used all my F-Zero boosts and crashed into a wall

realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

when your ADHD ass manages to get the dishes done two days in a row... and in creeps the primal fear that your illusion of a normal life will shatter on day three

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>walk into living room >think I see something out of the corner of my eye >I turn around and re-enter room >nothing happens >walk back to kitchen >my freaked-out cat is staring at something behind me >turn around for third time >

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Hadn't eaten all day aside from some pork rinds and coffee, weak and wondering if I was getting sick. At 7pm, finally ate some real food and drank water. Would have been amazed at how quick it worked if I didn't already feel incredibly stupid.