People who sit in a departure lounge listening to things without headphones should be cavity searched and chucked out. No flying for you today, sir.
Jenny O
@msyellowhat.bsky.social
I’ll probably talk to your dog first
men will see this post and ask "which one is the sexiest?" and we will answer: "Yes"
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoGuys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
This is Bonggu. His human took this "embarrassing" pic of him napping. Even shared them with us to humiliate him. Jokes on them though because he's still very handsome. 13/10 (IG: hi_bbomabbong_2)
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
Infantino has lost CONCACAF, time to pack it up, buddy: www.concacaf.com/competitions...
Statement on behalf of Concacaf and its 41 Member Associations | Concacaf
Statement on behalf of Concacaf and its 41 Member Associations
concacaf.com
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
I’m 50 tomorrow and it turns out the first thing I’m doing is going to the dentist to sort a loose filling. FFAS.
It’s my birthday tomorrow and this feels like an early present
Adam Crafton@adamcrafton.bsky.social · last wk.Exclusive @TheAthleticFC Democrat Rep. Jamie Raskin writes to FIFA’s Infantino to request he appear before the House Judiciary Committee & provide all of his and FIFA’s records of contacts with Trump, his administration and Trump family business by Aug 9. www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...
You didn’t enjoy something? Fair enough, there are many things I don’t enjoy too. Will I read an article explaining why you didn’t enjoy it? Absolutely the fuck not, who gives a shit.
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
New dimensional portal for my favourite true crime trope just opened. bsky.app/profile/lizz...
Lizzie Dearden@lizziedearden.bsky.social · last wk.ChatGPT requests are starting to turn up as evidence in criminal trials and these ones are going to be hard to beat
Just seen The Odyssey, just a really great blockbuster film. Loved it.
But sure, let's keep building water guzzling data centres so that CEOs can sack people/your FB aunt can have a machine imagine her as a disney cartoon/your boring ex can pretend he wrote a book
I'm on the train from Montréal to Toronto. There's just been a reminder that it is MANDATORY to use headphones when watching video. I can't believe this guys have resorted to legislation, rather than our system of having 75% of the carriage sit in murderous, futile rage.
I know it’s easy to be cynical about pre-season tours, but then you see a stadium full of New Zealand fans and the amazing tangata whenua welcome etc why would you want to deny either side those experiences?
think this is a point that is both correct and makes me want to give Burnham the benefit of the doubt more - I don't believe the MP I witnessed in Parliament in the mid-2010's would be a good PM but.....maybe he genuinely isn't that person anymore? guess we're about to find out
Chris Dillow@chrisdillow.bsky.social · 2w agoI don't remember Burnham having this relaxed communication manner in his 2010 or 2015 Labour leadership contests. Which shows he can learn - & if he can learn this he can learn other things too. This alone elevates him above his recent predecessors.
Just had this from my daughter and I can’t stop laughing at the chaos of it
LOL, not enough respect to turn down the Saudi money though.
The restaurant was great and worth the tourist wrangling outside
Jenny O@msyellowhat.bsky.social · 2w agoThis isn’t self-inflicted btw I’m meeting a friend for lunch in a restaurant not wandering around like some kind of masochist
Borough Market in height of summer. I’m way too menopausal for this shit.
A show all about handmade crafting using AI for its advert is so bad it’s almost delicious. Reassuringly they’re getting rinsed in the comments.
He looks like he was stitched together from pieces of village idiot.
Those glasses should not be allowed. They’re not just a bit of fun, there’s always going to be people who use something like this for disgusting reasons and when making/selling an item you always have to take the sub- human scum into account
Aparna Nair@disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 2w agojesus fucking christ
Wearing historic artefacts as jewellery or wearing historic garments on the red carpet can fuck off into the sun. inews.co.uk/opinion/thin...
Of all the things rich people have ruined, one thing infuriates me
Kate Lister: The privatisation of history enrages me like nothing else
inews.co.uk