Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢
@joelledancy.bsky.social
Boy mom. Dog mom. Cat mom. Former Steelers fan (Fuck AR). #H2P. Teaberry ice cream. #voteblue I've been told I'm delightful.
Pitt out here catching strays. #H2P Also, JD thinks we're cute. Swoon. #PittBS
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoVance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."
Can anyone in and around this administration know how to just, like, stand? I mean, lady in red, what. is. up?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!
What the fuck is a vaygin? And after alllll of these years, it is still shocking to me that this asshat is president.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump: "We've gonna shove it up their ass ... They are a bunch of dumb son of a bitches" Remember when presidents had dignity? Here's a lowlight supercut from Trump's rally tonight in Ohio:
I made this for you last night, Pitt fans, but forgot to post. Last night was almost a Pitt perfect day - Pitt win, West Virginia loss, Penn State loss. Here are the last 10 Pitt Perfect Days.
Mason out for the season. 😢 We can’t have nice things. 😭 #H2P
That was the most Pitt football game of all-time, only to be supplanted by the next time Pitt plays football
🚨 Churros are back on the menu! Limited time though 😭
No, I wouldn't expect to pay $39, or even $29. I would expect to pay $1 for (an illegally minted) $1 coin. I mean, the silver dollar was $1. Also, absolutely ridiculous and embarrassing.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agobeyond parody -- Newsmax runs ads for the new Trump $1 coin ... that you can buy for $9.95 each 😆
Canada and Mexico should just rename the US to “South Canada” and "North Mexico" and call it a day.
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
Same, James. Same. I may never go back. 🤷♀️
James Santelli@santelli.bsky.social · 2mo agoeasier to say on Bluesky than elsewhere, but Pittsburghers: you don’t need to root for the Steelers as long as this bum is the QB. JUST WALK OUT. you can leave!!! I hit da bricks last year and highly recommend it.
How does anyone think the “gold” covered statue looks better? We live in the dumBest, tackiest timeline.
Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01)@repstansbury.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhile you were over here trying to figure out how you were going to cover the rent and food—this guy was over there using $5.1 million in taxpayer money YOU paid into the system to cover these statues in 23 karat gold. Yeah, he did that.
Stupid softball question - a chance to have a little fun with a debate lots of people have - and this orange asshat uses it to display, yet again, how horrible he is. Jezus. Can we can a functioning adult anywhere in this administration?
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 3mo agoDonald Trump: “LeBron is — maybe he’s a racist. But maybe he doesn’t like Trump. I don’t know. But I only like people that like me.”
Hoo boy. I hope that is a parody account. It HAS to be, right? RIGHT?!? Ignoring alllll of the other horrible stuff she says, no one can possibly be good with being raped and/or/especially your kids getting raped. Come on. There is no redemption for people like this.
Hello? FBI? I would like to report that the Olive Garden in the Pittsburgh Mills served both me and my son pasta last week and did NOT ask for a picture ID.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoScalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
