Zack Polanski has called for fossil fuel producers to be made to finance firefighting helicopters, following a series of recent fires across the country He also called on PM Burnham to stop new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea, including the Jackdaw & Rosebank fields off the Scottish coast
First, you tell me to get a hobby; now it's an “appropriate hobby”.
Why stop at the Royal Navy? Why not the SBS? Unemployed fishermen who can't sell fish because of Brexit? Off-duty lifeguards at the Serpentine Lido?
Parody Nigel Farage@parodypm.bsky.social · 22h ago"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in"
"Dear Diary The launch of our scheme to use the Royal Navy to stop small boats has gone exactly to plan. It is so patently absurd that it is all anyone can talk about, providing the perfect distraction from all our dodgy financial dealings"
"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in"
Charles and William nab tens of millions in Duchy profits each year, despite the Duchies being public property. A complete scam. We should have that cash instead. #NotMyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy #DitchTheDuchies
Indeed he did - things like "the one thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids"
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
Seriously, if you’re saying nice things about Rod Liddle, WE SEE YOU!!
Rod Liddle was 66? Bloody hell, hate ages you. I thought he was 80.
Farage and his ilk “think” they can just operate globally as if we’re the only country on Earth. Dopey, populist, fascist cunts.
Sending the navy to stop the boats is not a serious policy, and it would help if the UK media made that clear. Seriously.
Gustav Klimt (1862-1918) Kirche in Cassone (Church in Cassone) 1913. Oil on canvas.
Me every time Fleetwood Mac plays in the background of a TV show, no matter how quiet it is
Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Hope “Bin Day” is coincidentally the *same* day Nigel Farage has a gushing prolapse in front of his own kids *just* as he’s pronounced the loser in his own bullshit by-election #beKind
FYI: This is the famous "Dr. Yellow." A maintenance track train so rarely seen it is said good luck upon those whom sees it. Originally 3 Dr.Yellow, but now they are slowly replaced by modern tech on recent trains. This video is the last #Dr.Yellow that will be retired at the end of the month. #JR
Fair play Wales! 💪✊🏴 Now the English FA need to show the same backbone. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Gianni Infantino: Wales first nation to withdraw support for Fifa president
Wales become the first nation to publicly withdraw backing for Gianni Infantino's bid to continue his leadership of Fifa.
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Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
But that would mean I already knew I was going back into politics when I accepted the £5 million, so I'd have been lying when I said I didn't need to declare it.
I'm not saying I'm desperate, but I'm relying on dick pic enthusiast Jaymey McIvor and entitled gobshite Laila Cunningham to help me fight a bin.
Oh no. Wealthy people who only wanted to live here because they weren’t paying the same tax as everyone else are leaving because they might have to pay the same tax as everyone else. How will I cope with this turn of events? Anyway. 💅
Zia Yusuf has gone to Ceuta, because what Spain needs most right now is an entitled shit-stirrer wandering around taking selfies.
The people who falsely accused an Olympian of vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool are the same people telling you to trust them about the war with Iran
