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Hey donald Trump idiot baby Strait of Hormuz never gonna open peaceful again you jabroni bitch #teamsheikie
Frances Perkins is one of the most important figures in American history. She is a major reason first born is named Frances.
August 14, 2026
I bet you could hand out free water bottles there, pick up the empties, and solve a couple dozen rape cases just off random DNA testing.
🇺🇸 Supporters of Tate brothers rally in Miami ahead of bail hearing Supporters of Andrew and Tristan Tate gathered outside a Federal Detention Centre in Miami ahead of the brothers' bail hearing, doing push-ups, chanting and holding banners calling for their release.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I am an unsecured car of the popular carnival ride, The Zipper. While loading the hastily dissembled and reassembled contraption, the obviously impaired operator failed to lock the cage while he rotated us to the top to load more riders.
Zipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park Experience
ALT: Zipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park Experience
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Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I'm a disabled clothes dryer on a warm day in a friend's backyard in 1976, and the latch on my door does not release from the inside. Climb on in, little Darick...
Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period!
Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids! Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12! (PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at HeyMamdani.fyi !)
Irrrationally proud of this: I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=c0f...
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (the only non comedy that came to mind immediately despite featuring one of the funniest people of all time often being funny)
Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting: I Was Being Ironical
ALT: Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting: I Was Being Ironical
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Hey so if you follow me you know I’m unapologetically partisan my wife and i have contributed to every single candidate that ran against Graham but i genuinely think that @drannieandrews.com has the best shot ever to turn over this senate seat and it’s not too late for you to contribute if you want
Dr. Annie Andrews for Senate
Dr. Annie Andrews is a pediatrician and mom who has dedicated her career to fighting for a brighter future for all children...
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We just won a court order stopping the merger of Paramount and Warner Bros. while our lawsuit continues. We’re going to keep fighting to keep costs down for consumers, protect jobs, and stop this illegal merger.
Favorite movie that came out when you were 18.
Paul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup Line
ALT: Paul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup Line
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Favorite movie that came out when you were 18. (Ok, technically I was still 17, but it came out the same year)
Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
Philly fans are undefeated at being absolute garbage. Their booing every bench player not in a Phiilies uniform at the all-star game is precisely what I would expect yet somehow not as terrible as their non-response to about half the players.
He actively made the world worse for personal gain. He lied constantly. He screamed at a woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. He bragged about killing people in foreign countries. He betrayed his friends. He said and did a thousand awful things in the last 10 years. WHO IS THIS FOR?
What I’ll remember most about Senator Graham was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to move his policy positions forward. Though we did not often agree, Senator Graham was never disagreeable.
I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr
CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country
This is like Jeffrey Epstein lecturing us on feminism.
JD Vance: "My request you is that you send to people of Washington who are of good character"
The Red Sox, who are having a miserable season, swept the Yankees knocking them out of first place for now, and I feel incredible despite the fact that it has no material impact on my life.
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
As a Watergate historian, this might be the dumbest and worst take we’ve seen from JD Vance in a long time. And it’s also a complete misunderstanding of Nixon and Watergate.
JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."
The ease with which democrats cast off their own members who don’t fall in line but openly embrace any MAGA fuck who senses a change in the tide speaks to their lack of seriousness as a party
Can confirm these are real and they are spectacular.
Just a heads up that if you bought Supergirl's Family Vacation and you want a signed, personalized bookplate with art by Sarah Leuver, all you gotta do is be in touch. For a limited time only (until we run out)!
Name a TV show you are positive no one remembers but you. Reality TV peaked with this show and it's been downhill since.
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. (would've been BRAVESTAR, but I know @danmcdaid.bsky.social remembers it!)
"Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself." - Marjane Satrapi
Dark Horse voluntarily recognizes union: In something of a pleasant surprise, Dark Horse interim CEO Jay Komas announced that the company is voluntarily recognized the Dark Horse Workers United union
Breaking: Dark Horse voluntarily recognizes union
In something of a pleasant surprise, Dark Horse interim CEO Jay Komas announced that the company is voluntarily recognized the Dark Horse Workers United union
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