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@johndomingos.bsky.social

Manager and Producer: https://sundayfunniesmgmt.com/ Media Consultant advising on talent representation, IP development, comic book publishing, and more. https://linktr.ee/johnthedomingos

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I am an unsecured car of the popular carnival ride, The Zipper. While loading the hastily dissembled and reassembled contraption, the obviously impaired operator failed to lock the cage while he rotated us to the top to load more riders.

Zipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park Experience

ALT: Zipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park Experience

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Beaver Bones Robertson@darickr.bsky.social · last wk.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I'm a disabled clothes dryer on a warm day in a friend's backyard in 1976, and the latch on my door does not release from the inside. Climb on in, little Darick...

Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period!

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (the only non comedy that came to mind immediately despite featuring one of the funniest people of all time often being funny)

Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting: I Was Being Ironical

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Beaver Bones Robertson@darickr.bsky.social · 3w ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Hey so if you follow me you know I’m unapologetically partisan my wife and i have contributed to every single candidate that ran against Graham but i genuinely think that @drannieandrews.com has the best shot ever to turn over this senate seat and it’s not too late for you to contribute if you want

Dr. Annie Andrews for Senate

Dr. Annie Andrews is a pediatrician and mom who has dedicated her career to fighting for a brighter future for all children...

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Philly fans are undefeated at being absolute garbage. Their booing every bench player not in a Phiilies uniform at the all-star game is precisely what I would expect yet somehow not as terrible as their non-response to about half the players.

He actively made the world worse for personal gain. He lied constantly. He screamed at a woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. He bragged about killing people in foreign countries. He betrayed his friends. He said and did a thousand awful things in the last 10 years. WHO IS THIS FOR?

Sen. Adam Schiff@schiff.senate.gov · last mo.

What I’ll remember most about Senator Graham was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to move his policy positions forward. Though we did not often agree, Senator Graham was never disagreeable.

"Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself." - Marjane Satrapi

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