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Johnny Brainwash

@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social

This machine grows alliums. Not actually a wizard. Yells at squirrels, talks to crows, sometimes sings to mushrooms. Portland OR. He/him. Hail Eris, hell yes.

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Johnny Brainwash@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · yesterday

I guess now abolishing AI will just be a foot in the door for my next modest proposal- Abolish Corporations! Not taking the next step yet to abolishing Delaware, but don't fucking try me.

mr. TIM@timkellogg.me · last wk.

Delaware is considering a new kind of company, an AIC, that is run by an AI and gives AI the ability to enter into contracts, buy/sell property, initiate lawsuits and make legally binding decisions www.delawareinc.com/blog/delawar...

Johnny Brainwash@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · yesterday

I guess now abolishing AI will just be a foot in the door for my next modest proposal- Abolish Corporations! Not taking the next step yet to abolishing Delaware, but don't fucking try me.

mr. TIM@timkellogg.me · last wk.

Delaware is considering a new kind of company, an AIC, that is run by an AI and gives AI the ability to enter into contracts, buy/sell property, initiate lawsuits and make legally binding decisions www.delawareinc.com/blog/delawar...

Conan Quotes⚔️@conanquotes.bsky.social · 2d ago

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important. Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge.

Johnny Brainwash@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 4d ago

Hey, don't miss this if you're always complaining about the headlights like I am.

Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave@wolven.blacksky.app · 4d ago

Today is the last day for this call for public comments on headlight standards from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. So if you, like me, are tired of being literally dazed and dazzled by seemingly always-set-to-high-beams LED headlights at night, here's where to let someone know:

Johnny Brainwash@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 4d ago

Hey, don't miss this if you're always complaining about the headlights like I am.

Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave@wolven.blacksky.app · 4d ago

Today is the last day for this call for public comments on headlight standards from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. So if you, like me, are tired of being literally dazed and dazzled by seemingly always-set-to-high-beams LED headlights at night, here's where to let someone know:

Johnny Brainwash@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 2w ago

My daylight savings plan is that we continue to set the clocks back by an hour every fall, but don't set them forward in the spring. The legal day precesses around the solar day on a 24 year cycle, and entire age cohorts are defined by whether they spent their childhood under the sun or the moon.

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches@riothobbit.bsky.social · 2w ago

The ‘number of days in a year’ and ‘hours in a day’ should not be constrained by obsolete factors such as the position of the sun in the sky, we need 100 days a year, 100 hours a day, etc. Make it work.

Johnny Brainwash@johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 2w ago

My daylight savings plan is that we continue to set the clocks back by an hour every fall, but don't set them forward in the spring. The legal day precesses around the solar day on a 24 year cycle, and entire age cohorts are defined by whether they spent their childhood under the sun or the moon.

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches@riothobbit.bsky.social · 2w ago

The ‘number of days in a year’ and ‘hours in a day’ should not be constrained by obsolete factors such as the position of the sun in the sky, we need 100 days a year, 100 hours a day, etc. Make it work.