Josh Lauritsen
@jolaurit.bsky.social
Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazzy sniffable. Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they
burn kalshi to the ground and sue everyone involved. what a fucking cursed company
1. Jon has way more patience than I would have. 2. I want to hit my head against a wall.
The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social · yesterdayJon is joined by U.S. Senator John Fetterman @fetterman.senate.gov for discussion on the Democratic Party, Israel, and the issues that continue to shape his politics. New podcast out tomorrow!
FYI the states that generate the most wind power are Texas, Iowa, and Oklahoma
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Any country with windmills is a loser"
If I didn't know any better, I'd say this guy is full of shit
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoQ: This is at least the 5th time you turned off airstrikes against Iran since April. What's your message to your American people about what has changed this time? TRUMP: Well, I don't know. I want to give them every last chance before decapitation.
New: We found 50 cops who misused Flock cameras and other license-plate readers for personal purposes, often to spy on their girlfriends or ex-wives. He "watched every single move I made. ... Who do you turn the chief of police in to?" wapo.st/3S6rTuo
She left her ex. He secretly tracked her through a network of policing cameras.
Flock’s array of license-plate cameras was built to fight crime. But at least 50 law enforcement officers were charged with or accused of misusing it and other systems.
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this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "These are incredibly serious criminal accusations. If these accusations were true, I would be in jail — I would be. My former wife would not have been offering to cook me dinner and inviting me to playgrounds. Think about that."
If there is a second pandemic, the US is going to be screwed. There is no plan other than to let it burn through the population while these jokers sell a healthy diet (i.e. all beef) and exercise as the cure. And maybe some unrelated drug that makes you poop yourself raw in a Walmart.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoBASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?
MySpace is relaunching, or an entire generation of kids is about to teach themselves coding just so they can get the correct Mayday Parade song on their profile
How can Mayor Hogsett be fighting for working families by refusing to raise the wheel tax to cover $50 million we need for ROAD REPAIRS While simultaneously giving $56 million in tax breaks to a data center Martindale-Brightwood is FIGHTING AGAINST ???
Shout out to @cheeseheadtv.bsky.social. I bought myself and my mom tickets to the game against Carolina via Ticket King. All those hours spent listening to Daily have paid off @aaronnagler.bsky.social
Jordan Love has an 87 rating in Madden, and a 99 in my heart
My request is approved, and my lodging is confirmed. Wisconsin, I'll see you in October
It's Always Sunny: Charlie Day & Too Much Cheese
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what’s twice as Nazi as fox and powering the information environment of 3 billion people
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · last wk.AYFKM “Meta will be able to draw upon Newsmax's significant current reporting as well as archived content to support AI queries across Meta's apps and devices.” ir.newsmax.com/news/news-de...
Buc-ee's isn't that great, and Greenwood doesn't need one
The fake town of Point Place, Wisconsin is supposed to be somewhere between Kenosha and Green Bay, which is a pretty wide range
We're being governed by an adolescent.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.“The policy-making structure is effectively posting to Truth Social & seeing if the gathered Nazis reply w/ likes or jeers. If the first, leave the post up. If the second, reverse course & chastise your aides. If neither, whine about how everyone is unfair to you & it’s all really Biden’s fault.”
You know what? Move AEW ppvs to 3pm. In fact, move every ppv to 3pm
I'm only going to say this once about the matter: you can want everyone to participate and be part of the action, while also admitting you were kind of a dick to everyone. These are not mutually exclusive
Rowling is arguing with the dictionary now. What a stupid brain rotted idiot.
Alan Driscoll@alandriscoll.com · 2w agoI'm not saying she's necessarily the stupidest person of all time, but she's definitely the person with the biggest ever gap between how clever they think they are, and how stupid they actually are.
Today I cried because of the sad dog scene in the new King of the Hill
THAT IS NOT HOW THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO WORK! THE PENALTY FOR “FAILURE TO COMPLY” IS NOT A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoHoman on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."