Jon Pyle

@jonpyle.bsky.social

Digital Pastor Pop culture was my first religion. World-class hugger. Retired sports blogger.

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

Nobody would love Oregon to suck more than me. Nobody. But they do this 2-3 times per year. At least once in a meaningless game. And then another time in a big game. I am not convinced this is anything new.

with diesel prices $2.25/gal higher than a year ago, businesses are paying $284 million more per day on diesel, while gasoline stands $1.02/gal higher than a year ago, consumers are paying $377 million more per day, adding up to a *$4.63* billion additional surcharge every week

“We must not be frightened nor cajoled into accepting evil as deliverance from evil. We must go on struggling to be human, though monsters of abstraction police and threaten us. Reclaim now, now renew the vision of a human world where godliness is possible…” -Robert Hayden

We’ve lost a lot of great people the last few days, and here’s one more woman who’s passed on to glory. Her name was Eileen and she was a teacher, a small business owner, and an artist. She was my grandma. Let me tell you a little about her.

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5) Ralph: “Sleep, that’s where I’m a Viking!” 4) Marge: “Bart no!!! Sorry… force of habit. Lisa No!!!” 3) Milhouse: “Everything’s coming up Milhouse” 2) Grampa: “little bit of column A, little bit of column B” 1) Bart: “St Swithins Day again, Aunt Helga??” (Almost anything from Bart of Darkness)

Dave Zirin@edgeofsports.bsky.social · 4w ago

The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) Milhouse: My Dad’s a pretty big wheel down at the cracker victory 4) McBain: Ice To See You 3) You Don’t Get Friends with Salad 2) Homer: And who can forget rat boy? 1) Comic Book Guy: “Is there a word in Klingon for lonliness? Oh yes. ‘Aag-plach!’”