Joe Moore
@joooooemoooore.bsky.social
I am from New Jersey. I want to go outside
This is me! In more ways than one!
The Deadlands@thedeadlands.com · 21h ago"This isn’t funny, the ant thinks as the foot comes down." TODAY, beloveds!! a new poem, just for you Do You Believe There are People Who, Noticing an Insect on the Sidewalk, Step Out of Their Way to Crush It Under Their Feet? by @andrewkozma.net read it here 💀 psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...
Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Death card Me: well i hear that could mean lots of things, not necessarily… Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Later On Today card Me: … Tarot Card Reader: this one is the King of Chewing Your Food Real Good Me: at least… Tarot Card Teader: he’s upside down
Considering getting into some new healthy routines, such as...
Who decided both are "Great"? I mean they're cool but what are we really saying calling everything great? Is there not definite majesty in the everyday, ho-hum sphinx???
The MET: Photography (Bot)@metphoto.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Great Pyramid and The Great Sphinx https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/286141
Changed a flat in the rain swiftly, zero mistakes and zero swearing, and now I feel infinite. Unbreakable. Unbeatable. The universe bends at my whim.
I bought a skull made of bees wax and a soda phosphate last night at a street fair in an old coal town. Also had a buffalo chicken pierogi.
Pitching an amusement park ride called "Peanut Butter Mayhem!" where riders get a spoon and a jar of peanut butter and are wedged into a monster truck tire and rolled down a gentle slope and if they finish the peanut butter by the time they get to the bottom they get to keep the tire.
Sounds like a plan. listen.wprb.com
Joanna Bryson@j2bryson.bsky.social · 6d agoI recommend listening to human-centred curation. @wmbr.bsky.social @wfmu.bsky.social @wprb.com are all available live or by archive over the internet, though supporting local live music is the best way to meet people, have fun, and influence future culture.
when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
People of Philadelphia & Baltimore: this Friday 9pm I'm performing at the Yo! Adrienne festival in Sad Trombone (w/ @ralphalpha.bsky.social ) in Philly and Saturday 4:30 at the Baltimore Improv Festival in Sad Trombone and Big Bang. Ralph & I are also teaching a workshop in Baltimore at 2PM Sat.
Every A.I. bro in interviews is like De Niro in Goodfellas telling Karen to walk over and pick out a dress. We don’t know exactly why it feels bad but it feels really bad.
Tapestry by Carole King, They Live, and Cemetery Man.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName physical media you purchased more than once.
Why is it an insult to call some place a “one-horse town?” They’re doing okay. They’ve got a horse
The only good thing about AI commercials is they don't leave any mark in my mind. No "Where's the beef?" No "Apply directly to your forehead." Not "Zoom zoom." I don't even register what the product is. I'm just like "Ah I see, that's clearly not real people" and start thinking about anything else.
God: "I now give life to the ant! A small yet powerful creature, crucial to the balance of nature." ant (appears): "Hell yeah, thanks God!" God: "Next up... the anteater." ant: "What the fuck?"
If you know what this is, you know I'm about to have the best Saturday night of my life.
