Jordie Bean
@jordiebean.bsky.social
Taken by @solargrrl.bsky.social & @brooke-solace.bsky.social HRT since 4/8/2022 Peepeepoopoo Twitch.tv/jordiebean
It sucks being a Halo and Star Wars fan, I’ve essentially pulled out of both communities and refuse to interact with posts about them now.
it's official: Halo is coming to PlayStation. Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5, Xbox, and PC in 2026. I've been playing it for a few days and I'm impressed. Full details and hands-on here 👇 www.theverge.com/news/805174/...
Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5 and Xbox in 2026
Halo arrives on PlayStation
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Microsoft confirms that all future Halo games will be on PlayStation "going forward"
The bullets had “trans markings”!! Oh wait, they didn’t? Well the killer was secretly trans!! Wait, he wasn’t? Well the killer had a trans girlfriend!! I mean roommate! Or he once walked by a trans person on the street!! Or heard “trans” on TV!! Trans!! Trans!! Trans!! (F’ing shameless monsters.)
Ari Drennen@aridrennen.bsky.social · 11mo agoKash Patel's FBI is now claiming that they caught the Charlie Kirk shooter through texts with his transgender roommate, which is odd because just yesterday the Governor of Utah was saying that his family turned him in, leading to widespread calls for Patel to resign.
Reminder that many right wing people celebrated the suicide of a 17 year old trans girl they made it into a meme they thought it was 'funny' so excuse me if I do have much in the way of empathy for people like him
Feena van@feenavan2099.bsky.social · 11mo agoCharlie kirk got shot
"Bluesky is boring." Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually. When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.
“I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." -Mark Twain
@solargrrl.bsky.social and I are getting married on September 29th I can’t wait to become their wife 💗
Jordie Bean@jordiebean.bsky.social · 11mo agoIt’s official! We have a wedding date!
this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit
Idk how seagulls will deep throat whole rats and fly away with it. I tried swallowing some pills like a seagull and almost choked. Seagulls are the truest of throat goats
a black and white photo of a seagull with a stick in its beak
ALT: a black and white photo of a seagull with a stick in its beak
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NEW: Maurene Comey, daughter of former FBI Director James Comey, was abruptly fired by Trump’s DOJ from her role as a federal prosecutor in Manhattan. She is best known for prosecuting both Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
BREAKING: Trump DOJ fires Epstein prosecutor Maurene Comey
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Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
I once stopped at an intersection to get a snapping turtle out of the road and a bunch of bikers started cheering at me while the turtle was trying to bite my face off
The Whimsical Muse@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · last yr.Surround yourself with the kind of people who help turtles cross the road.
Guys: Mastercard is not going to force Steam to stop selling you Celeste, a running jumping game with queer themes. They are going to stop letting you buy "Don't Tell Mom I F'd My Stepsister," "Futanari Dungeon," etc HOWEVER If you want to avoid puritan takeover, you still MUST DEFEND THOSE GAMES
given that the entirety of conservative ideology is fundamentally oppositional defiance, i think we should start a new public safety campaign about the importance of seatbelts. let's start talking about how much we love how seatbelts keep us safe. we don't even have to say that they secure pronouns.