There have been many legendary Dwarf Fortress patch notes but this might be the greatest one yet:

Never seen a… *checks notes* “Goth Vampire Funeral Birthday” before.

🎀 Melty Hot Pie 🎀@mick-ee.blacksky.app · 6h ago

Girl…

lmao

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s

Scheduling movie nights all month on Saturdays on the Countess Lita Discord. Each will be stupider than the last

I am gonna punt returning to Final Fantasy until next week - sorry! I have a bit of a sore throat and while it's not testing positive for anything worse, I want to rest as much as possible instead of working through it and potentially making it worse. Let's plan to stream tomorrow for sure!

Today is the only day you can experience Ray Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains” on the day it is set. Audio: archive.org/details/brad... PDF: thephilosopher.net/bredberi/wp-...

I think these people just need some friends to post at like a couple good group chats where they can talk about stuff ...you know?

Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 2d ago

Basically everyone I know who is really into chatbots talks about how they really enjoy chatting with someone and how the chatbot treats them with "dignity" and so on. Yeah, there's a weird emotional connection there for the users.

i don't think i talked about how as a prank to my friends i edited the entire 2 hour run of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children like a ytp and passing it off as a weird link from 2007 i found on internetarchive heres the Sephiroth fight edited like a classic cartoon. The whole film is like this.

monopoly deluxe, easter egg prompt, dos (1992) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5T... tcrf.net/Monopoly_Del...

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

Lmaooooo

chep @ supernova 207@cheppoly.bsky.social · 3d ago

guys.............. 🙁🙁🙁🙁

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO HAVE SOMETHING COMPLETELY AGREE WITH ME AND ALSO BELIEVE IT IS A GENIUS LEVEL INTELLIGENCE AND NOT JUST A MACHINE MADE TO AGREE WITH ME. I AM VERY SMART AND NOT GULLIBLE AT ALL.

Ooo! Spider dress!

- Rivel - ❤️ Kiblin Supremacy ❤️@rivelbee.bsky.social · 4d ago

✨New fit just dropped!✨ I managed to do something, yippie ;w; 🖤🕸️"𝒜𝓉𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝒜𝓇𝒶𝒸𝒽𝓃𝒾𝒹"🕸️🖤 Remember to read the rules! Have fun with this one gems 🖤 #DYOIT #Drawyourocinthis

that one big article about how a bunch of americans were taught how to read wrong changed everything for me. now when i get a comment about something i never actually said i think oh, are you one of the kids that got taught three cueing instead of phonics? are you half guessing what i said

IT'S UP!!! A brief history of the illegal hunger games a generation of teens ran on Fanfiction dot net, and the insane and complex economics thereof. NEW VIDEO now on YouTube. youtu.be/PH3U77KeT00

The Illegal Fanfiction Death Games Of 2011

YouTube video by Sarah Z

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He actually built two of them

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 5d ago

builds a gay little robot that pisses you off

I don't know if they still do this, but you used to be able to go to the Mall around Xmas and get a custom book printed with your kids' name in a bland story. Was this ever anyone's favorite childhood book? Obviously not, right?

Jared Yates Sexton@jysexton.bsky.social · 4d ago

One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.

Train it to do what

Zach Bussey 🍁@zachbussey.tos.gg · 5d ago

Twitch and Amazon are apparently planning to use streams to train Generative AI. Multiple sources tell me it will be announced in the coming months, despite some internal friction against it. Creators may be able to opt out of some training data.

I think we should combine philosophy BlueSky's position that "flirting can be unintentional" with the emerging Gen Z norm that "flirting outside of dating apps is immoral" to create the most neurotic generation ever before seen.

LIVE! for like an hour or 2 really to talk about the offkai expo and stuff twitch.tv/countesslita

CountessLita - Live on Twitch

I'm Back from OffKai at last! - low energy but alive | Streaming just chatting.

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Hey. Remember that time EA tried to sell us nipple DLC?

I want to stream the new Fate collab in Star Rail but I also want to stream something weird and new so extra stream this week! Also there might be a quick chatting stream this afternoon to talk OffKai!!

Four ways to avoid taking damage in FF6

We all have a type

I just added this vending machine from Honkai Star Rail to The Video Game Soda Machine Project. It sells Jim Roger Bread Soda, which sounds very... um, filling? Thanks for the screenshots, @wilcoweb.bsky.social!

Honkai Star Rail

Pop the top on a refreshing bottle of Jim Roger Bread Soda from Honkai Star Rail! I mean, it's no Handsomeman Executive Cola, but it's still a great name. Thanks for the screenshots, Kevin!

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They made the most annoying thing about this game way more accessible!!! This is awesome and this should have talked about this. Cause the field skill system was dumb lol

I keep buying games only for them to slip into my backlog unplayed, so I buy another game with the intention of playing it, and realized it kinda sounds like I'm just feeding Steam games to my backlog and started crying

me irl

i chatted with @aspicycow.gay about getting his license plate revoked

Texas Revokes Femboy's Yaoi License Plate, But He's Fighting Back - Jalopnik

Yaoi as a genre isn't specifically pornographic, but that's a tough argument to make at the Texas Department Of Motor Vehicles.

jalopnik.com

Walked through a wall to a different liminal space.