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Bursar in 2030: We need to cut the budget. How about mathematics? Dean: Are you kidding? They're one of the cheapest departments. All they need is a few tokens on a frontier model. Bursar: Oh. How about philosophy? Dean: Even cheaper. The model doesn't have to be frontier.

Shanghai based mathematician Chenglong Ma all but accuses OpenAI of stealing from a paper on Invariant Primes he had uploaded 8 days prior, stating that his "proof strategy and specific choices of notation are identical to a preliminary version of the present paper" arxiv.org/pdf/2610.10072

{D_k} = {D_i : i >= k}.

After the paper was written, the author learned that the same result was also proved independently and by a different method by Ningyi Li [7]. The result is also contained in a paper [8] released by OpenAI on October 6, 2026, in which the proof strategy and specific choices of notation are identical to a preliminary version of the present paper that was uploaded to ChatGPT on September 8, 2026.

We indicate the main steps, emphasizing how the auxiliary Cartier geometry is converted back into the stabilizer action on Lubin-Tate space.

(1) Height strata and reduction to a curve. Let P subset A_n be an invariant prime of generic formal height s < n. Then
J_{s-1} subset P, u_s not in P.

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Most people don't understand The Death of the Author because they don't consider the effect seeing so many authors die in WW1 had on Roland Barthes.

People often read the gospels together and assume univocality, but in reality they disagree on many important points. For example, Mark believed in dark matter, but Luke skipped over his account of the bullet galaxies because he believed in MOND.

Transubstantiation is a funny word. It's trans + substantiation, which has 3 s's. But transubstantiation only has 2. This is a paradox. The reason for this is that although the accident of transubstantiation has 2 s's, the substance of the word has 3.

Frog put the code in Rust. "There," he said. "Now our code will be safe." "But we can make an unsafe block," said Google. "That is true," said Frog.

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I don't understand why Americans weigh with pounds instead of dollars. Maybe it's because dollars sounds like more. A median American man is 200 pounds, which is 264 dollars.

We often talk about how maths research provides practical benefits that can't be forseen. Maths being the first field to grapple with high-quality AI research isn't a problem, it's going to develop methods to deal with it other fields will learn from.

If you think generative AIs are bad for mathematics, imagine what they'll be like for medical research. If anyone in an Alzheimer's research group mentions the gist of what they're doing any asshole could burn a few million tokens to work out how they're faking their results.

If you share your thoughts about a novel before finishing it you may be made to look foolish. That is why I am grateful for the discretion of my friends.

Got a new theory of biological sex. Female is when you look better in photos than in person. Male is when you look worse. Enby, about the same.

In Dungeons and Dragons, Warlocks use dark energy to create force rays; which push people further away from them proportionally to how far away they are.