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“Fly, you fools!” TSA propagandalf
Lady bug, like all the other insects don’t also have females
Eager for the end of soccer. May this noise end in 0-0 like it’s supposed to
Had to fly to Philly just to use this app again. Censorship sucks
The simulation is up for a reset. Let’s all meditate on a flickering flame for a moment. Yup, that did it. Thanks, y’all
As a Chiefs fan, I'm going to spend the next few months trying to get Donald Trump really invested in the Broncos
Legitimately used “heeded” in a presentation to a c-suite today. Fuck you, Monday, that’s bingo blackout.
This administration shall be marked with a disasterisk
Mr. Miller led us to believe there would be far more midnight tokers
He masturbates into your Isotoner like it’s the glove of his life
Rank lovers like chess grand masters. A draw can lower your rating.
Today I learned there are social media screenings. Like politicians, many other people pay and suffer for these few to pass judgement, and therefore dictate creative and abundant futures. Get fucked, the lot of you. Shout out Gene Siskel and Robert Ebert, GOATs of benchwarming influence.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last mo.Hell yeah, they can pay money to see it like everyone else www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Stress is the ego in preservation mode. It can be helpful to learn the difference between “this is happening to me!” versus “this is happening.”
Pay your property tax so that when the swarm of locusts eat you your pride is intact
Celebrating the return to the early two thousands like we all have aughtism
We all now default to overestimating other humans (as they perhaps do for us).
Are we aware the end is nigh yet too busy to bother? Then, yes.
Cheech and Chong star alongside N.W.A in "All Quiet Along the Western Blunt"
Sheriff of Portland@sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 2mo agoCheech and Chong star alongside Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence in “Puff Puff Passengers”
"HULK SORRY." "It's okay, really." "HULK HAD TO HURRY." "I understand." "HULK HAD BAD ENCHILADA." "We've all been there, big guy."
MAGA: unsuspecting lobsters yearning for quality time in his “hottub”
Let me get this straight. You want me to invest in AI but fire all of my infrastructure engineers? Do you think you are on another ship, let alone one that floats?
ME: What was the car your Dad was driving before we met? GIRLFRIEND: Prius? ME: Yes Sharon, that's what before we met means.
Gravy fries in Canada but it’s just excrement from an adolescent