Day 1 on Adderall: I don’t know about this stuff. My stomach hurts. I feel twitchy. I don’t like stimulants. Yeah I’m locked in but is it worth the cost? Day 2: God gave me ADHD because He knew I’d be too powerful without it. My enemies tremble at the splintering of His Procrustean bed

"ADHD IS NOT REAL! YOUR PARENTS WERE RIGHT, YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!" now available on Channel 4

Manage addiction services and employ- what someone in HR described as people who have - "been a bit naughty" - am very pro second chances. But: a) a factor there that has changed (drugs) b) a lack of the agrivating factors present here c) am not a tory leader finding myself defending the neo nazi.

Stephen Bush@stephenkb.bsky.social · 3mo ago

To be fair, “Councillors and council elections don’t matter” are a load-bearing part of the “Kemi Badenoch is doing well and the Conservative party’s prospects under her are looking good” thesis.

Good thing have Henderson in the dressing room, so moral will be sky high

I think its Andrew.

"Hey long time. Heard about that missing giraffe with a neck the size of an adult human and legs just as long and it made me think about how youve been missing from my ranch recently..."

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 4mo ago

She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.

I did my best

But its running late

Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 4mo ago

🚨 BREAKING: Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander has told Keir Starmer to set out a timetable for his departure

To all my colleagues still using X: is this not enough evidence that you must stop using it?

Sunder Katwala (sundersays)@sundersays.bsky.social · 5mo ago

X owner Elon Musk has reposted his Sept 2025 call that pre-emptive inter-ethnic violence (civil war) is necessary for 'self-defence "Elon Musk was always right "You either fight back, or you die."

Seem to be getting serious about enforcing that curfew

The banning our chairman for being a Nonce policy is raising a lot of questions already answered by the policy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

David Sullivan banned from contact with West Ham women's and youth teams since 2023

The decision followed a safeguarding investigation opened by the the Football Association.

bbc.co.uk

www.82-0.com/share?id=k7r...

Henry Nowak’s father’s words outside court, who is probably the person we most need to hear from today.

Party leaders have limited time, so the fact Zack is using his to fight back against the clearly coordinated agenda of..... the FT and Guardian Australia is truly remarkable.

Zack Polanski@zackpolanski.bsky.social · 5mo ago

The Financial Times exists to protect power and wealth. They're another one contacting old housemates and friends of mine trying to rake up stories and this is the weak sauce they came up with! Help us take on the billionaires. Tax wealth. Not work. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Nigel Farage insisting "I cannot be bought," after being exposed for secretly trousering £5 million from a crypto billionaire, buying a house with the money, and then immediately launching a lobbying campaign for the crypto industry, is quite something

And they are right not to. Effective and good governments need a prime minister who will adjudicate between departments, sell the government's message, and not appoint someone known to have slept over at the home of a convicted paedophile.

Rory enjoying a train journey and his favoutre sleeping position in what is now his chair.

REwadent Evil@ewacat.bsky.social · 6mo ago

It is ✨🎉my birthday 🎉✨ and for my birthday, as is my bluesky tradition, all I want is for people to quote this post with a photo of your pet(s) being really silly, weird little guys, to make all our days better ✨🫶

Essential follow for us cricket tragics. Links to all live video coverage of the County Championship.

@countycricket.live · 6mo ago

County Championship Division Two — Day 4 Kent vs Derbyshire (Men) Derbyshire 2nd innings: 19/1 (10.5 overs) HRC Came 16* (39) Day 3 - Close: 365 runs required off 96.1 overs (min) Watch live on YouTube

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

Nick Kodama 🌳👻@nickkodama.bsky.social · 7mo ago

wtf

‘No, I meant do you have anything more you want to say about your job application?’

Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 7mo ago

People who consider Scooby-Doo a cowardly dog clearly have not actually watched him much. If they had, they'd know that when it really matters, despite his fear he is selflessly brave, putting his own life at risk to save his friends. "Scared" and "coward" are not synonymous.

I give him credit here because a lot of people would be too embarresed to put their name to something as shameless as this

The Times and Sunday Times@thetimes.com · 11mo ago

"Rachel Reeves’s budget was designed to get a struggling government through the next few months rather than to power the country through the next decade" | ✍️ Rishi Sunak

Ok but the question was "do you support the triple lock?"

PoliticsHome@politicshome.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Independent MP Ayoub Khan has told PolHome he was once forced to kill a dog with his hands to save the life of a baby He spoke to Tom Scotson at Your Party conference in Liverpool

Sarah Mullally has really broken the stained glass ceiling.

Wes Streetings digital NHS already working 💪

Grace@graceldn.bsky.social · last yr.

Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing