i keep seeing maga people saying trump just didnt deliver on his promises and thats why they lost but thats wrong he made dumb as dog shit promises and you believed him because you are dumb as dog shit. you are stupid people who fell for a grift. he didnt deliver because he never had any intention

I think this pretty much nails it.

Jessica Shortall@jessicashortall.bsky.social · 5h ago

So these fracking & oil guys realize this. To them a few $million is a rounding error. They basically play moneyball with TX politics. They go into the deepest red districts where an R is guaranteed to win the seat; they dump $ into a primary challenger of their choosing. The more rabid, the better.

they're calling it the most relatable diagram of all time

The last couple days have been a breath of fresh air and it has been great sharing it here with everyone. Now, it's IMPERATIVE that we don't lose focus and we must stay on track, because today, we are now exactly two weeks away from GTA6. We are almost home kids. Just 13 sleeps to go. LFG!

Science is back baby

Joshua Weitz@joshuasweitz.bsky.social · yesterday

Yet another facet of the upcoming transformation... Bill Cassidy out and many scientists, doctors, and public health officials stepping in.

I’m still writing “America is a fascist shithole” on all my checks

I'll do underhood later. 600+ hp monster under there

I like El-Sayed's take - "Culture will handle the culture questions. My job is policy for the people of Michigan. Culture wars are just a distraction." Imagine if Dems unilaterally agreed to not take media bait and just answer any culture questions like this. Everyone has the same civil rights.

Lol if you're into this kind of thing, listening to conservative talk radio rn is entertaining

I thought the pope couldn't do sex but Bob Dylan is a nice pull imo

AK Lingus@aklingus.bsky.social · 2d ago

People are like "why was Dylan dressed like that to meet the Pope", and I can handle this one: he's very old and he's fucking Bob Dylan

Make no mistake, it’s not revenge that we’re after. It’s a reckoning.

MS NOW@ms.now · 2d ago

"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.

Hey Donnie, who’s got the cards now bitch?

fuck you Dan Patrick you shit sucking bastard

Sir we have lost the white tight ends from suburban Utah

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2d ago

Houston Texans starting tight end Dalton Schultz on his Instagram story: "Get fucked @governorabbott"

vance undergoing his third political transformation in a decade is not going to wear well with anyone

This is going down as the meme of the year

Donovan Schaefer@feelingtheory.bsky.social · 2d ago

They elected a Democrat who got sick in September and suspended his campaign In Iowa

Ungerrymander me, baby!

Jake Broe@realjakebroe.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Democrats now completely control Texas. They can un-gerrymander the state and repeal all the voter supression laws. Republicans aren’t winning Texas in 2028.

That’s how democracy works, pal. Now kiss your ass goodbye.

adonis (and cait)@cait.bsky.social · 2d ago

inshallah!!!

You're next, asshole.

It's Woke 3 and they're holding a draft to take our dicks

Favorite losers from last night 1 Abbott 2 Paxton 3 Patrick 4 Vivek 5 Max Miller 6 Boebert 7 Cum Trophy guy 8 Bo French 9 old cunt Virginia Foxx 10 Susan Collins

Wowza, Mike Johnson is actually more cowardly than my scorecard shows and I didn't think that was ever possible. He is true five tool coward grading out at a 60 on all five. Lying/gaslighting - 60 Mental Weakness - 60 Deflection - 60 Spinelessness - 60 Punchable Face - 60 A full blown MAGAT

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE

Did Donny just say they should turn on the Jews?

LAWYER UP.

Peggy Flanagan: "We will rip ICE apart!"

It was an epic failure here in Alabama. Republicans held 5 of 7 seats, but that wasn't enough. They did a last minute redistrict to get rid of Shomari Figures in district 2, but he still won.

!!!

I spent a decade being wrong about "America will see through this conman and his followers". Thought they would in 2016. Was certain it would be a wipeout in 2020. Almost got to the point where I didn't believe it anymore. But last night they did. The heart of America still beats. We will triumph.

“Nobody wants retribution…” What the actual fuck are you talking about? I want televised tribunals and sobbing fascists carted off to the gulag.