David Monteath

@joxvox.bsky.social

Voiceover and Audiobook producer, dubbing director for Netflix…basically anything blethering. Fledgling academic, not so much for the achievement, mainly for revenge

We have a house which was insulated to within an inch of its life last year and which has been extremely warm all of this year. We also have a cat who likes clambering on things. We just got back from shopping to find the heating has been triggered by said cat and the house is now at 27°. 😬

‘Struggling households need more help with bills, energy industry says’ Thank god the industry isn’t pushing for lower prices, on no shareholder dividends…you know those crazy ways of actually helping people.

Hello, Police Scotland? Yes, I’d like to report a multiple homicide. Uhuh, no, I don’t know how many exactly. Yes, it’s just about every single Scottish accent in the film Loch Ness.

I think that a freelance comedy writer will have a better idea of the concerns of the electorate than a multi millionaire hedgefund manager. But we’ve convinced ourselves that being an “ordinary working person” is about being a thug and a bigot, more than it’s about being a person who works.

Some help required. Daughter lost her very special to her Coraline Cat (pictured) at the Kneecap Crystal Palace gig on Saturday night last. Incredibly long shot but means a lot to her. Any and all help very welcome. Pictured at the gig and previously visiting Big Ben.

Cat visiting Big BenCat enjoying the Mary Wallopers before the separation.

I’m VERY much looking forward to being in air conditioned studios today…the only problem is that I have a long walk through the heat reflecting canyons of London to get through first.

365 days ago was the last time I spoke to one of my oldest friends. We spoke for just over an hour and we laughed at the ridiculousness of so much and so many. He didn’t wake up two days later, and I miss him hugely. This isn’t about me, this is about remembering my friend. 🥃