JoyousPanther
@joyouspanther.bsky.social
Here to waste the precious little time I have in my life to learn about nonsense. A perfectly cromulent account.
It gets an actual chuckle out of me seeing people on here say "now the TRUE test is whether the shitlibs can live up to their own words and line up behind El-Sayed!" only for Stevens, Whitmer, every prominent Michigan Dem, the DSCC, etc. to have endorsed El-Sayed before they can finish the sentence.
The new attack ads against Troy Jackson are very funny because they are just using their old Platner attack ads and then stapling on "he supported this guy!" at the end.
I learned my lesson in thinking all polling was shit in 2024. Now primary polling . . .
Just wanted to take this opportunity to offer the coveted Fig Economy endorsement to the winners of every Democratic primary* for every race, past and future, for every office, local, state, and federal. *or people who replaced primary winners after, you know
And they are acting like they are going to invade Cuba next?
CNBC@cnbc.com · yesterdayU.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
It sure looks like the U.S. has spent $100 billion and left 18 Americans dead and 600 injured in order to hand control of the Strait of Hormuz to Iran and do nothing about nuclear proliferation except encourage it.
As an outsider, can everyone be cool about whatever happens in MI tonight?
Tales From the Crypt is great because there will be an episode starring Lawrence Olivier and Vanessa Redgrave and it’s about a killer toaster oven.
The thing with the diarrhea lettuce is are they even doing anything to stop it?
Their next phase of perverted loserdom is attempting to keep girls from playing sports. In the creepiest ways they can muster.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera
We saw you from across the bar and were really digging how tasty your skin looked.
W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3d agoJesus Christ. Sophie Cunningham fully embracing the right wing grift.
Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.
If you’re in the media and think you got tricked by any of these people, you should quit your job.
Lindsay Beyerstein@beyerstein.bsky.social · 3d agoNone of these people are tricksters, they are only liars. "We have been living in an age of tricksters. Musk, President Trump, Tucker Carlson, Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes — the grammar of the modern right is tricksy."
LOL, again. “Seeing them is as if, on the walk between Arlington National Cemetery and the National Mall, you’d suddenly stumbled upon a P. F. Chang’s.”
Dr Earhart Sampson PhD 🌎 🇨🇦 🇺🇲 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 🇺🇦@earhart.bsky.social · 3d ago
bernie moreno cares about the american people as deeply as he cares about his daughter (would let any other republican abuse them without comment)
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoSen. Moreno claims Fauci "killed seniors" and calls him a "smug SOB"
Remember how the defining scandal of the Obama years was that a website didn’t work right on its first day?
"I need to address my supporters and promise that I have never acted as a kind and genuine human being in my life. These are lies!"
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · 6d agoThe wife of a top Trump adviser scrambled to explain herself after her past close relationship with Anthony Fauci was exposed.
Seth Moulton's entire campaign pitch has been that Ed Markey is old and should step aside for someone younger. The fact that this attack isn't working should tell you something.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-New York) is set to introduce legislation to create a new federal agency to investigate corruption in response to President Trump’s administration ahead of the midterm elections.
Schumer pitches new federal agency to investigate corruption
The new bill is part of the Democrats’ effort to articulate a legislative agenda ahead of the midterm elections.
washingtonpost.com
Damn. How big do we think the Trump checks are going to be this fall?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoCNN: "The president's overall approval rating now stands at just 34%. That matches his career low following the January 6 insurrection."