i give ai a lot of shit for producing uncanny valley results but someone added nikolai yezhov into this historic photo of stalin walking along the moscow canal and i gotta say it's pretty convincing

A mom was very angrily yelling at her three-ish year old on a tricycle saying that he needed to slow down and he turned his head and said I AM DUMBASS and the mom was definitely in the right but I was still like lol this kid rules

A cup of ambition? In this economy???

I posted a few weeks ago about a vintage turntable my son and I were restoring, but I never showed the finished product. We did all the soldering, polishing, etc. ourselves, and it works great! We’re pretty proud of ourselves.

no YOUR body is a temple mine is a Waffle House directly across the road from another Waffle House

‘Psycho Killer’ on the radio in this grocery store got me actin up on the cereal aisle

a thousand Kens Jennings couldn’t match the positive contribution to this site of a single Gwen Pepperoni

It’s the Great Gatsby, Charlie Brown.

you can just block the bigots nobody can stop you

Bluesky T&S: Nice site you got there. *talking a long drag on a cigarette* Sure would be a shame if somebody let a whole buncha nazis in.

It is morning, blueskis.

Progressives won across the board last night. Here’s why that’s bad for Progressives:

Politico@politico.com · 15h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

you can just block the bigots nobody can stop you

It is morning, blueskis.

MARLINS TOOTBLAN TO END THE GAME

You will be shocked at how quickly you forget he exists.

Land of 10,000 Takes@notokayfabe.bsky.social · 23h ago

I’m being real when I say this. Please block him. Your life will be better. “But I need to tell him he’s wrong!” No you don’t! You have a problem!! Block him. Don’t interact with him. You’re just making yourself mad. It’s self harm!

It’s the Great Gatsby, Charlie Brown.

Remember, unless you are literally a current or former elected official, you and Will Stancil have run the same number of successful political campaigns.

more like WON'T STANCIL

Whenever Gwen Pepperoni’s not on the site, all the other users should be asking, “Where’s Gwen Pepperoni?”

crouching is the standing of sitting

Whenever Gwen Pepperoni’s not on the site, all the other users should be asking, “Where’s Gwen Pepperoni?”

I’ve never once in my life thought “I’d like to fight Jonah Hill” but I’m starting to come around to the idea

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

a thousand Kens Jennings couldn’t match the positive contribution to this site of a single Gwen Pepperoni

Is this really less work than one moment of introspection followed by a conciliatory response?

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3d ago

I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️

chat what does it mean when your commander asks you if you have any ideas to defeat the enemy

“Bluesky is a liberal leftist bubble!” bluesky is for Catholics and sports fans foh

every time you hit a flock camera with your head a gold coin pops out and sometimes a mushroom or a fire flower

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 2d ago

It would be irresponsible of us not to further investigate if each Flock camera does in fact contain a focusing crystal that is actually a diamond

Making breakfast at 4AM