Hiya @effinbirds.com Woman stopped me on the street tonight (A6, Stockport) to compliment me on my "Shit's really fucked" t-shirt. Even got her old mum to read it (not so impressed) Me? Fucking love it!

I quit my job on Monday. I'm really rather proud of my response to their request I partake in an "exit interview"

A quick thank you to @effinbirds.com and their colleagues. Super quick delivery in the UK and a little personalised thank you note. Suggestion: Thank you notes should be significantly more sweary.

The Man Who Sold The World Hunky Dory The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 6d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

This scumbag just assaulted me in a store in the Washington DC area, to film it for “content”. If you see him call the police and let them know there are warrants for his arrest.

Hi @juliet-turner.bsky.social How's Ajax getting on?

I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful

After 17 and a half years today is my last day working in the NHS. I've worked under 12 Health secretaries. Every single one made it harder for us to look after patients and pursued an agenda of privatisation and outsourcing. The NHS thrives in spite of, not because of it’s political leadership.

From Aberdeen to Dover, The Carlton and The Cinque Ports, I've been drinking in ropey pubs most of my life. Never have I felt the urge or need to revisit a Wetherspoons.

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x

Old man rides lawn mower a long way.

David Quantick@quantick.bsky.social · 3w ago

A boy teams up with a gang of time-travelling robbers and meets legends of history with thrilling and hilarious results.

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

Getting behind #England tonight. Felines On A Shirt

You've had ten years. Sit down and shut the fuck up. Brexit doesn't work and never can work.

Don't leave your kids with me. They'll develop a life long love of punk and rock music and a vocabulary generously peppered with profanity. They'll also hate McDonalds so that's actually a bonus.

Frankie Huang 黄碧赤@ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I’m so sick of former bird app takes, I want to hear everyone’s parenting hot takes

@stevemaythe1st.bsky.social Got the absolute bellend who was Kevin inked. Thank you.

YOOOO,,, Georgia Bulldogs Women’s Tennis,,, y’all should be front and center for your celebration. I gots a spot for your team in our SHE Weekend Parade in Vegas in July. I’ll put y’all front and center to kick off the parade,!!

a man in a suit and tie wearing a crown on his head

Alt: YEAH GIRL,!!

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More Brexit benefits coming on the 20th April .. the ELO..you need a EU vat no - and ideally an account with the French douane . Along with ESS for uk passports . And customs. And ICS2 . Just to cross ..

France-UK ELO rule starts on 20 April

France-UK ELO rule starts on 20 April

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Why isn't @nivenj1.bsky.social sharing Masters thoughts here?

10-11 years ago, Monster by @paulmiro.bsky.social Had never seen him or heard his stuff before and he was live in Manchester. Rapidly bought his entire back catalogue and pretty much everything since. The Simombré opus is genius.

Paul Miro Monster (acoustic)

YouTube video by Paul Miro

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Colin Dickey@colindickey.com · 4mo ago

Tell me about a song that blew you away the first time you heard it, where you had to immediately drop everything to learn what it was and who it was by, bonus points if it was pre-Shazam and you had to *work* to find out. (Brought to you by a re-listen of “I’m Straight” by The Modern Lovers)

Only 6 tickets left for tonight’s show, so it’s unlikely there will be any availability on the door tonight. #stockport #comedy

Sad news from Ginger Wildheart today following his recent diagnosis of Mantle Cell Lymphoma. Been listening to his music and going to his shows since the very early 90's. He'll leave behind one hell of musical legacy.

When I shouted to Zack "Autoglass Repair" he didn't respond.

The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 5mo ago

NEW: The press are hounding people associated with Zack Polanski to 'dig up' stories about him, the Green leader has claimed

How do you feel about piano based pop/rock songs? soundcloud.com/user-2750565... www.youtube.com/@WillieDowli... open.spotify.com/album/5yOGU3... williedowlingmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-si...

Matt Goodwin’s campaign: Britain First (checks notes… Israel First) and please vote for me so Starmer loses his job. Hannah Spencer’s campaign: NHS, housing, transport, cost of living. Boring. Also known as reality.

The same Hamish who advocted National Service as repayment for furlough, overlooking the fact that anyone eligible for National Service wouldn't have been old enough to receive furlough payments? No idea, indeed...

Zack Polanski@zackpolanski.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Hamish de Bretron-Gordon." Clearly a champion of the people. Join.greenparty.org.uk

"Hamish de Bretron-Gordon." Clearly a champion of the people. Join.greenparty.org.uk

Enormous thanks again, to @stevemaythe1st.bsky.social who captured Kevin the Dog beautifully before his old age finally took over his juvenile innocence and idiocy this weekend gone. There's a very real chance this will become a tattoo. RIP Kevin, ye big furry bellend.

UK importers, you can check if import duty (tariffs) apply and at what percentage here. Also remember, duty is charged on the price of goods plus shipping. VAT is then charged on top of that total. www.trade-tariff.service.gov.uk/find_commodity

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.