Corner shop guy talking to me about my partner cos when he goes in there post work late in the eve every single time he shouts HEY HEY HEEEY and says hello to every guy working til 4am there lol Actually quite lovely to be told they're just a nice person who makes their evening cheerier 😭🥹
My phone's mic is broken so I have to use speaker to take calls. On phone just now and other person was like where the fuck are you??? I just had the episode of king of the hill where they destroy Boonhauer's car on looool
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Accidentally destroyed my partner just now by grabbing the first grey beard hair I've noticed not realising the implications lol
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What's the point of an obituary if it's not honest. The call for politeness has been tiny this time around for obvious reasons, but like just got me thinking, if everyone's says yeah great guy literally why bother lol I want: needlessly aggressive but ditsy af like I've been described before lol
Funny when a horrible bastard dies and they get the quote from the family and they'll only describe them as 'extraordinary' or 'formidable' or equally vague terms you could also describe a large building Yeah your dad was a cunt 🤷 coz can't relate
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I was coming on to see if anyone could throw some money our way so we could eat (my kid and me? A pizza is what he wants. We haven’t hardly eaten at all today because of the intense retaliation and all from the giant MN Public School District V: wolfs_clothing CA: $wolfsclothing —>
🔻⭕️ - ذئب@habibiwolf.bsky.social · 7d agoSo anyway…because apparently people who run school districts and do anti-bullying days or anti-bullying weeks can just do this kind of stuff and it’s totally legit 🥴… Also: V: wolfs_clothing CA: $wolfsclothing
Phone puts old pics together daily and will have identical headlines like 'guess who is it?' or 'blockbuster star' to try make me open the album Each time I click it knowing it's one of the two cats and yet I'm like OH HELL YEAH when it reveals an album of exactly that lool
Read how he was doing some numbers and thought “wow I ain’t even seen him post yet”
My nephews so funny. My sister sent this vid of him doing some numbers and he does one, then before he gets to two he just starts cheering himself Cos he knows she's gonna cheer him when he does it 😂
Not only did we successfully take Cosmo to the cinema, my wife took one of the greatest photos of me that's ever been taken. The fucking aura in this photo oh my god
Addy the Walnut@adrianics.bsky.social · 4d agoTaking Cosmo to a dog friendly screening of the new Spiderman today
It’s Caturday with our farm cats but where is Willow the farm cat
Kids extremely obviously smoking a joint outside my job by walking inside a shrub greenery area thing, standing in the centre of it, and one bring on lookout turning around staring at me nonstop loool Mate, I don't own the bush idgaf
This history doc has a guy shoot his personally owned cannon at a van to demonstrate the power of cannonfire Yeah why not This multi angle action shot had me like, yeah get that van
This has really pissed me off, if you're in the area and can afford it go and give the cafe owner some money to help fund the kids meals. And if he refuses buy yourself a nice coffee and tip him as much as you can. Fuck Reform taking food from kids in need. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops
EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after...
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This morning feeding the local cats and saw Petal the little cat that always meowed crazy at my flat (I haven't seen her for like a month or so) She had a collar on and was much more nervous of people 100% she finally got spayed and has mellowed the fuck out lol
Watching a history documentary and I like when, because it wants to constantly have something visual, the historian will be like sat on a Ferris wheel and say some shit like 'none of the original Roman settlement survives, but it would have been below where this ferries wheel now stands'
Genuinely would be v funny if that could be the last world cup after the Americans decided they finally get it all
Sky News@news.sky.com · 6d agoEuropean nations agree to boycott World Cup if FIFA goes ahead with World Cup sell-off
This little boy keeps collecting and putting back baskets at work and I have to keep telling him that's so nice of you but you don't have to! Literally looks like I'm slave driving this kid because he just happens to be really lovely 😭
