Karew 🥴

@karew.wtf

He/him • Web engineer • Feed wizard Monsterfucker • HELLA GAY AND VERY NSFW 🍆 MY COMMISSIONS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ehiq46eyfac3rxiubtqcdlp3/feed/karew-comms

I’m still alive but I’m drowning in deadlines right and can’t show any of it BUT please look at this hamster at Bright Horizon hamster rescue who needs a home because that name is killing me. HE HAS ONE EAR

An ad from Bright Horizon Hamster rescue for Vincent Ham Gogh, male robot 13 months old happy inquisitive boy loves a treat

I ordered a bare server in Paris on Friday and it’s still not installed. The French are not beating the le tired allegations!!

the invite deserves all of the pop culture noise that the odyssey is getting. it’s a master craft in creating a movie at a much smaller scale

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

I know JSON is a bad configuration format, but YAML is worse and I will die on this hill Formats with significant whitespace are a scourge