Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

Where's Wallace? Just won an Oscar.

Give PTA another Oscar for inspiring Fiona Apple to write When the Pawn.

Disappointed Anne Hathaway didn’t mention Max Dowman’s goal

The documentarians always give the best acceptance speeches.

Lmao fuck this corny meanwhile in Canada nonsense. Even Toronto's good city councillors are an embarrassment.

Josh Matlow@joshmatlow.bsky.social · 7mo ago

We may have lost a hockey game, but we still get to turn off the TV and win. Because we’re Canadian.

anyway, germany did really well during the 1936 berlin olympics too

• got goalied • refs who don’t know what the number five is • inability to capitalize on clear, wide open chances • inability to capitalize on that 5 on 3 I’m absolutely shattered. 😔😔😔

Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world

Going back to bed to cry now (for half an hour before the NLD). 😔😔😔

My weird little stress tummy CANNOT handle this. OMG. 🤮

It is too early in the morning to feel this fucking stressed. Holy fuck. 🇨🇦

This poem is absolutely beautiful and you should read it!

Jen Mustapha@jhmustapha.bsky.social · 8mo ago

A wee poem on the occasion of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s inauguration as “New York City’s First Muslim Mayor.”

Even if this government report wasn‘t generated using AI — a big if — that it contains incorrect and made-up references should be enough to discredit it and the author. Speaking from experience, this would *never* happen in a report prepared by professional researchers.

NDP says Ontario report on intimate partner violence partly AI-generated, includes non-existent sources

The 877-page study was introduced into the legislature on Tuesday

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Best thing about this is Trump being ratioed on the BBC Sports live page

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 9mo ago

this shit is just beyond parody, man

FIFA truly is powerful. Lauryn showed up on time for this.

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

Your four year reminder that this could have been an email.

LOL @ Sp*rs

a man with a beard wearing a fly emirates jacket

ALT: a man with a beard wearing a fly emirates jacket

media.tenor.com

Auston Matthews plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs

William Andrew Michael Junior Nylander Altelius plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

William Andrew Michael Junior Nylander Altelius plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond

The New Yorker@newyorker.com · 10mo ago

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

Auston Matthews plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs

It’s really nice to get some good news from the political realm once in a while, isn’t it? 🥺

Mamdani has a number of excellent qualities but being a Gooner is up there!

Mitch🦦@mitchpeotter.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Remember when Liberal stans said Carney cutting the Ministry of Women and Gender Equality wasn’t indicative of anything? Turns out it was.

Lauren Dobson-Hughes@ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Staring at Canada's own gender-based analysis of its budget. Give you one guess at the main beneficiary of all the major spending investments....

William Andrew Michael Junior Nylander Altelius plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs.