I love writing. I love the struggle of figuring out how to order a whole bunch of ideas, and the satisfaction that comes with getting everything just right. I also hate this process immensely.
Kelli Dianne Rule
@kdiannerule.bsky.social
I'm an art school dropout from the 1990s. I write about Florida. It is a weird and cursed land. www.kellirule.com
Watching Ann Droid and am once again blown away by Diane Morgan's skill as a physical comedian.
Writing a speculative fictio. story about how non-rich people can win health care benefits on lotto scratch cards and I kind of can't believe that isn't our reality yet
I’m a big fan of what Hugh is doing over @turnandwork.com and love having this story there. This one was inspired by some game prompts from @erinvachon.bsky.social. Thanks to her and @smokelong.bsky.social where this was born. #cornhole #marriage #flashfiction
Layla considered Declan a “rescue.” Now she’s the one that needs rescuing. New flash fiction: "CornHell" by @cbigs.bsky.social Read it now:
That "men should be allowed, without judgement or consequence, to do an amount of harm to women and girls that I personally deem acceptable" seems to be a genuine opinion still held by too many people in the year two thousand and twenty six is incredibly grim
up til midnight reading cormac mccarthy like a dork while the town has a festival going on til 5am
Can't wait!
Heads up! For @smokelong.bsky.social 's #archivechallenge from August 7 to 31, I'm gonna be digging into the flash fiction archive @mrbullbull.bsky.social . @thedrevlow.bsky.social 's a great writer, editor, and person, and I haven't spent enough time reading through what he's curated!!
No campaign made me quite as uncomfortable as the Eva Longoria for Magnum chocolate covered ice cream in the early 2000s. Like I wouldn't even look at the brand in the grocery freezer aisle
i don’t approve of horny commercials. have a little self respect while you try to sell me this medication
Lol. Remembering when my aunt said about someone, "I guess the abuse wasn't that bad since they got back together." Like dude
what a fucking asshole
Me watching Cape Fear: how did she nail Max Cady with the pneumatic nail gun if the air compressor wasn't on oh it's battery powered? cool I want one
Watching the new season of Strange New Worlds. Those writers must be having a blast. Nuts.
I love when people write about HSN and QVC
"All my algorithms are tuned to perfection. In other words, I spend so much time within a prison of my own preferences that it has become a relief to be offered things I would never want." A new Longreads essay by Hannah Engler Harvey 🛒 🛍️ 📺️
Read Mishima's "The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea" and was not prepared for a proto-incel horror story, this is the first ever book where I had to skip 4 whole pages due to simply too much cruelty. Incredible.
Recently wrote a micro about Van Gogh reacting to a present-day multi-million dollar sale of a sketch of his sex worker girlfriend and I think this video says more about what I was trying to convey with that than I could ever put into words
I'm Kelli, I occasionally write horror but more along the lines of southern gothic. Watcher in the Woods is the scariest movie I've ever seen.
Howdy, #HorrorWritersChat ! The leaves whisper secrets at the edge of a forest that melts into a garden. Its quiet murmurs guide you. You take a step. Q1 - Introduce yourself, the horror you write, and... share your favorite piece of horror media with plants, poisons, forest, or eco-horror.
Husband (55) is part of a Led Zeppelin tribute act full of 20 and 30 yr olds and they have the cutest whatsapp thread going about what to wear for the photo shoot..."no tengo ropa de estilo 70s..." Husband has a duffel bag full of blouses, ascots and suede fringe to share.
I have been directly involved with or on the periphery of academia for most of my adult professional life, Emily Wilson's critique is sound and far from surprising.
I always say I met my husband through friends but we met bc Leslie and the LY's stayed at the motel I managed and I saw their tour minivan and asked for a pic and I put it on FB and made friends w this band in PDX and my husband was in the band and I met him when I moved to PDX many years later
I worked at a video store in the late 90s. Srsly bullshit to bring them back unrewound and yes we did charge you for the inconvenience (inconvenience=putting the vhs in one of our ONLY TWO rewinding machines and staring at it for 5 minutes)
omg remember rewinding vhs tapes?
Tonight at the restaurant someone at another table ordered something they didn't end up wanting so the waiter brought it to us and asked if we wanted to buy it. We did.
Me: "I finished a story this morning." Husband: "what's it about?" Me: "oh, just a post-Hurricane vignette."
the art museum should give me a walking around cup of coffee license. i can be trusted near the paintings with a big cup of coffee