kenny gesserit 🦝
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I’m just KEN anywhere else I’d be a Ken
If you say “death to America” you’d probably lose your job. But if you said this you’d probably also lose your job. But if you said that you were quoting what Trump said youd probably also lose your job.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
The fact that everything is desert flavored is pushing me to become the joker.
Mouse I saw on the trail today. Not shown is he got really defensive and stood his ground when I started to walk toward him
Even tho I’m not super active on here these days I’m not going back to twitter. Simple as.
Woke is estimated to have killed a billion trillion people
I hate it when my clones blood boy starts asking me what the outside world is like and calling me “papa”. Who taught him that? This is why I keep going through blood boys
Uh oh guys. If we’re not careful, the Republicans might start calling the Democrats communists. Could you even imagine such a thing?
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3mo agoThe vibes may be exciting, but if Democrats are going to win this year and in 2028, they must reject the DSA. If you’re tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you want to do favors for fascists.
if you all stop giving will stancil attention he’ll just go away. y’all know that, right? he’s just a nobody on the internet, same as all of us. he only has an audience if you choose to give him attention.
The people in this town have more voting power than anyone in California
New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 3mo agoMount Sterling, Iowa Pop: 37 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Sterling,_Iowa Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=23127666 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=87247610 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=42416746
Volunteering at the food bank this morning and we had to discard 4 cases of Taylor Farms salad bowls that were donated by a local grocery chain a couple of days ago. They gave us recalled food knowing it was contaminated, and wrote it off as a donation. 🤬
electricity use went down 2% compared to this month last year but my bill increased 18%. so happy to be doing my part to support Virginia’s data center buildout
Love when an app is like “enjoying our product? We’d love to hear from you” and then I hit no and they don’t want to hear from me anymore
It would be kind of funny if they just rolled a Mitch McConnell actor out in a wheel chair and were like “see he’s doing better!” And also the actor is black because nothing really matters for republicans
Butterflies don’t make sense but that’s not my business
Look there should be Gen Z kids speed running the hospital Mitch McConnell’s in like they did with Scientology
Hate it when people make USA their whole personality. Like get a new hobby dude
They do this with those ig/tt/yt videos where they casually slip in 5 seconds of them play a gambling app (often Rainbet) and win $40. It’s very obvious once you’ve seen the 3rd one in a row like this if you have a functioning brain
Jenny Cohn@jennycohn.bsky.social · 3mo ago“Polymarket [Backed by Peter Thiel] Allegedly Paid Influencers to Stage Fake Wins … According to [WSJ], Polymarket & its contractors reportedly built near-identical clone sites — including a domain called poiymarket.com — where creators cld simulate trades without risking real money.” 6/23/26 … 1/
RT to get this idea to more people please
kenny gesserit 🦝@kennygesserit.bsky.social · 3mo agoA fun thing to do is go into your local ig/fb pages and any time a crime happens in a white neighborhood, especially a rich one and where the crime is by a white person, post shit like “Damn why is it always in [neighborhood]?” “[neighborhood] has been going downhill for a while. I’d sell my house”
A fun thing to do is go into your local ig/fb pages and any time a crime happens in a white neighborhood, especially a rich one and where the crime is by a white person, post shit like “Damn why is it always in [neighborhood]?” “[neighborhood] has been going downhill for a while. I’d sell my house”
Pilot the Eva, Obama. Or else Joe will have to do it again
Okay but Pete Buttigieg did kill all those dogs lest we forget
Conservative hipsters be like “Oh man I can’t believe Joe Biden went woke. I was such a huge fan of his early work. Like when he collabed with Storm Thurmond. But, hey, I guess that’s why you gotta separate the art from the artist”
Woman just started off a presentation with “I’m a daughter” damn. fr?
