💕 kiki 💕
@kiki.whitecanof.monster
“This bitch got soup for brains but I love her for it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️” “…an absolute treasure” “kiki will be walking this deserted earth in a thousand years” 🔞
The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section
when you try to make sourdough bread but the recipe makes flour soup instead
If you fall asleep on the couch, you fall asleep in real life.
hygienist: let me know if you experience any discomfort or sensitivity *punches me in the balls*
perceive this bird and weep at its perfection
Jesse Raub@jesseraub.online · 2w agogetting to first bas(t)e
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
the fuck is wrong with this guy
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2w ago“.. the Trump administration decided to remove four service members killed this past weekend from the list .. because their deaths occurred after President Trump declared a cease-fire ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/07/23/u...
come one come all to the bsky artist alley feed! *all* kinds of art are welcome! we’d love to have you! please let me know if you would like to be included ❤️ you don’t have to be an artist to follow along in the feed! the more the merrier! 🎨 #bskyart bsky.app/profile/did:...
Anyway I had to stop because I ran out of beads but I started out with a pine dowel rod and unfinished wooden beads. I do think this is my new favorite thing
a tomato allergy is a quick way to learn about different flavors of cheese
People using "magic beans" as a metaphor for some sort of grift, have you actually read Jack & the Beanstalk? Jack gets that bag.
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
wow wow guess what everyone i’m about to get so much more annoying than anyone previously thought possible weekly pip and gunko updates starting wednesday august 5!!! a series of short comics, one page a week! tell your friends or don’t it doesn’t matter i’ll find them anyway pipandgunko.com
