I hope he does a grand finale some day where he uses an actual pizza peel to expertly remove the pizza and then just slowly upends it and dumps the pizza on the ground, like a cat pushing a glass off the counter
Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 19h agoThere’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
Going to be a big day for white Michiganders who haven't voted for a Democrat since Dukakis to post that this is finally what convinces them to leave the Democratic party
The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.
Ah, an election night, when the very specific perverts who can only get off on posting the phrase "I've seen enough" finally have their moment.
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
I’m starting to get the impression that the DNC shouldn’t have made every state and local Democratic primary like it was a referendum on Israel, a country several thousand miles away
It's an underripe banana, Michael, what color should it be? Blue?
onion person@junlper.beer · yesterdaysuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
I will not be doing this because like 10-12 out of 20 will have the word "X-Wing" in them and then I'll feel like a doofus
Mo 🌸📚@moplayspoke.bsky.social · 2d ago1 like = 1 book question 📚💙
Not to get weird about it, but This is what hate is for This is why your human brain is able to feel feelings like hate and disgust and revulsion, so you can feel it about things like this. It's probably a massive red flag if you don't, in this case.
Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · 3d agoIf you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
When someone is described as "often controversial, never boring" in 2026 it just means: full nazi but also part of the establishment.
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So have we found the account Mitch McConnell used to post on the "libertarian guys with Asian wives" subreddit
remember how Riley Gaines’ swimming coach raped a bunch of her teammates? then when her career path became TV Nazi she defended him and he claimed he was being targeted for standing up against trans women in sports? anyway she cares deeply about women and girls being safe.
Statistically speaking, the deputy was probably stalking an ex and just happened to notice the missing kid. www.cleveland19.com/2026/08/01/d...
Deputy uses Flock cameras to find missing girl in less than 30 minutes
The girl was found inside a vehicle with the suspect who had a loaded handgun, authorities said.
cleveland19.com
Gonna have to house rules a new starting board state for the game Pandemic because the idea of the world united pandemic response being centered in Atlanta is just too stupid now
As 26 drags into 27 with 28 on the horizon a lot of establishment Dems are going to face a choice between actually trying (or pretending) to embrace progressive populism or rolling over and begging for tech bros and media barons to defect back to their team. Newsom is just leading that 2nd group
Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social · 4d agoAmong potential 2028 contenders, Newsom seems the most committed in trying to turn Trump's allies into his own allies, hence constantly kissing the assess of the worst people in the country, like this gift for the Ellisons. Bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how the Dem base likes that.
The thing that somebody like hank green is actually addicted to is the way he can just bloviate and bullshit on any topic under the sun and people don't just tolerate it, they thank him for it. Chatbots attack from 2 directions: they fawn just like his fans, and they reload him with more bullshit.
Shorter Heritage: "just because we wrote the centerpiece of this entire strategy, doesn't mean we should have to reap the consequences of what we've sown"
E.J. Fagan@ejfagan.com · 4d agoNew Heritage staffers are “More MAGA than Trump.”
Critics fear the thing that has already happened will happen: "But these critics fear a decline of merit and skill, along with a tolerance for darker ideologies that could cripple the party’s ability to govern in the long run."
E.J. Fagan@ejfagan.com · 4d agoSenior Republican congressional staffer on trying to recruit new policy experts: “We have a generation of rabid, incompetent idiots.”
Isekai where truck kun sends an astronomer to a fantasy world that's actually flat and geocentric and they just hate it there so much
*tugging shirt collar earnestly* boy sure seems we got a nazi problem in our proto nazi party
E.J. Fagan@ejfagan.com · 4d agoSenior Republican congressional staffer on trying to recruit new policy experts: “We have a generation of rabid, incompetent idiots.”
The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."
Bobby Nightengale@nightengalejr.bsky.social · 5d agoJhomnardo Reyes is going to the Orioles for Dean Kremer, per source.
if you want to see normally sclerotic do-nothing local governments suddenly snap into action, do some quietly beneficial tactical urbanism type thing like this and watch how quickly they race to remove it
wishda@wishda.bsky.social · 5d agoThe DSA in Wilmingotn, N.C. has created a "crisis" by putting benches at city bus stops, after literal decades of the city promising and failing to do so.
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
i got into journalism for one reason and one reason only: to write stories that would make readers accidentally click a link to open the booking dot com’s app yes it would take them away from the story. that’s what journalism *is*