Kristine
@kjay1122.bsky.social
Jays fan, bit of Leafs/Raptors, too. Generous with the ❤️ button because I rarely have anything to add. Trying to come to terms with the fact that I probably visited my American relatives for the last time and didn't know it.
The aesthetic of this ad is so deeply charming...the multiple fonts (including what looks like Papyrus?), the ad copy itself, the saturated colors, the delightful little tableau. It has exquisite "late 80's/early 90's mom spring morning" energy...call it "Regis & Kathy Lee-Core" if you will
Chris Antonetti: "I asked him, ‘How did you hit that ball out?’ He said. ‘Home run pitch. I was looking for it.’"
Sarah Langs@slangsonsports.bsky.social · 14h agoJosé Ramírez!! This pitch was 0.74 ft above the ground That is: -lowest pitch he’s homered on in his career, including playoffs -lowest pitch for a postseason homer in MLB under tracking (2008)
Never forget that the Arizona Diamondbacks had a better record than both of these teams
If the white sox strike out three more times tonight it will tie the record for most strikeouts by a team in a 9 inning postseason game, a record the white sox set three days ago
Vladdy's out there performing eye surgeries in the offseason
Will Harris@sandwichpick.bsky.social · yesterdayThis could be the funniest storyline 2027
We could have both pretty parks and affordability, if we were willing to tell people they don't get a veto over everything.
"Thank you for comparing me to Catherine O'Hara, Andrea Martin, and Gilda Radner. I'm flattered"
One of my Brad Bradford posts made it to Twitter and some dude replied saying I had "quintessential Second City face," went to my website, screenshotted the part of my bio where I said I trained at Second City, and replied to himself being like, "Aha!" Man I forgot how convoluted Twitter insults get
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
AI slop* * Ahhhh I worked overtime all week and dinner is vegetable stew with whatever I can find in the pantry and freezer
age yourself with a childhood crush
Steve Burtch@stephenburtch.bsky.social · 2d agoage yourself with a childhood crush
Damn. "Pitching on what he now knows is a fractured tibia, he posted a 0.00 ERA over eight regular-season appearances in the month of September, with six hits, one unearned run, two walks and nine strikeouts across 7 1/3 innings."
Gabrielle Starr@gfstarr1.bsky.social · 2d agoGarrett Whitlock dealt with leg pain throughout the final month of the season. When he underwent imaging after the Red Sox were eliminated from the Wild Card round, he found out he had been pitching on a fractured tibia: www.bostonherald.com/2026/10/09/r...
The labour movement, climate activists, First Nations and the NDP say: stop Bill C-39! Join our emergency town hall on October 14th and let’s fight for our rights and our future together. RSVP: www.ndp.ca/stop-bill-c39
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
And since that terrible moment - Israel has enacted a genocide against innocent Palestinians in an effort to steal the remaining parts of their land and annihilate an entire population of people. All while propped up by western governments who are complicit in genocide.
Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social · 4d agoThree years ago, the terrorist organisation Hamas perpetrated the worst attack against Jewish people since the Holocaust. My statement:
I want to spill a $26 beer on him so badly
ben@ben.tootblan.com · 6d agoManfred is here with all his friends
Ten years, and they’re all like ‘it’s very hard to cover such an unpredictable politician’. Nope. It isn’t hard, you just don’t want to do it.
Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social · 5d agoOh brother.
"Among the first to appear before the judge was Angel, a 13-year-old. He had no attorney. “Would you like to request voluntary departure, or should I issue a removal order?” the judge asked “I don’t know,” Angel said, bursting into tears: “I have no one. I have nothing.” www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/p...
Inside the Texas courtroom where toddlers face immigration judges | CNN Politics
Migrant children as young as 2 are showing up at immigration courts nationwide, many without attorneys, to try make their case to stay in the US and avoid deportation.
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We're continuing to report on sports betting apps, and we need your help. ProPublica is looking for at least 250 people who use DraftKings and FanDuel to share their data with us and help us understand how the apps respond to user behavior. ➡️ How to help: projects.propublica.org/sports-betti...
Mason Miller is the best athlete named after two professions that become important as a hunter-gatherer society evolves into an agrarian society
Unbelievable. Before last night's Ty France roof-scraper drama, the umps talked to Padres manager Craig Stammen and Brewers third-base coach Matt Erickson pregame about what happens if a ball hits the roof. Erickson jokingly (and accurately) predicted that scenario would unfold later in the game.
