God the housemaid was so incredibly exactly averagely mediocre

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Brittany Snow, one of the wives of twisty hit series The Hunting Wives, has joined the cast of The Housemaid’s Secret, Lionsgate’s sequel to its surprise hit The Housemaid.

Got to have some schlock every now and then.

100 Days of Halloween DAY 3: The Monster Walks (1932) - Review

Why have this when we already have The Old Dark Place?

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In Islington for a gig, which is also the location of a flat where Arthur Dent once went to a very nice party and met a very nice girl whom he entirely failed to get off with…

A movie I couldn't remember if I'd actually seen (there are so many versions of jekyll and hyde out there). This one's damn good.

100 Days of Halloween DAY 2: Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde (1931) - Review

Horror's first Oscar-winning performance in a film that still astonishes 95 years on.

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Doing bits and pieces with Lovebites on in the background. Bring the hype for Monday's London gig.

LOVEBITES / The Hammer Of Wrath [Official Live Video taken from "Knockin' At Heaven's Gate"]

YouTube video by LOVEBITES

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Late to the party, but I have started, officially, 100 days of halloween/horror. Finally got around to this one. Review is now up on my new, personal, professional (whatever that means) substack. So go check it out and stuff. #filmreview #100daysofhorror #readyornot2 #filmsky #moviesky

100 Days of Halloween Review: Ready Or Not 2 - Here I Come. DAY 1

Let's have some fun with Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton.

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I am VERY late to the 100 days of Halloween party, but let's see if I can SOMEHOW catch up by October 31st. Film no.1 - Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come. #100daysofhalloween #100daysofhorror

Because I don't have enough bits in different places. This'll be the new personal 'professional' bit for me. Any reviews, news, updates, etc, will go up here. Still stuff going up with @secondcutpod.bsky.social and everything else, but here's to a hopeful portfolio. Heaven help us all.

Kieran's Substack | Substack

Talking all things books and films. Click to read Kieran's Substack, a Substack publication. Launched a few seconds ago.

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This is me, realising the amount of people that haven't checked out the latest @secondcutpod.bsky.social episode on Sam Neill.

Sam Neill Screaming on a Bus

ALT: Sam Neill Screaming on a Bus

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Second Cut@secondcutpod.bsky.social · 2w ago

SecondCut pays tribute to one of the all-time greats. RIP Sam Neill. Also available on Spotify, and wherever else you get your podcasts from. #samneill #filmsky #moviesky #podcast #moviepodcast

I stood at the station earlier with a massive net before I realised I'd misunderstood the meaning of 'catching a train'.

Tapping the sign.

Burning bricks is known as Mortar Fire.

Just realised I’m several days off starting 100 days of Halloween. I shall endeavour to try to begin and catch up tonight/next few days

Goddamn being productive is hard

See if I can finish initial edits/notes on my PhD novel first draft today. Possibly, possibly not. Vangelis in the background for mood music, because obviously.

Roy Batty: What Do You Want Mad Stare

ALT: Roy Batty: What Do You Want Mad Stare

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I once again call for it to be made international law for all film posters to be hand painted. I see absolutely no issues with this

We've been on an odyssey recently. Here's @sspthinksfilm.bsky.social's review of one of the more notable adventures. #theodyssey #christophernolan #mattdamon #tomholland #robertpattinson #annehathaway #filmsky #moviesky #filmreview #moviereview

The Odyssey (2026) Review

What better time for a blockbuster that offers both escapism and critique of men destroying themselves and others with their own hubris?

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Let’s be fair, Musk making a ‘historically accurate’ version of the Odyssey would require far more gods and fantastical stuff than Nolan used to keep it close to Homer so

Still waiting for the F1 movie sequel to be a prequel called F2

Waiting for nobody in particular

Turning And Facing You Agamemnon

ALT: Turning And Facing You Agamemnon

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Pretty sure I've done this a couple times but have at it, it's always fun.

As soon as the cybersecurity guys realised it was Superman doing the hacking, they buried their files under several layers of encryptonite

Western governments be cheating more than a convention of yugioh protagonists

A universally accepted statement about uber is technically known as a taxiom

Happy birthday to my favourite film of all time

Blade Runner Crying

ALT: Blade Runner Crying

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Rebecca still has my favourite Oscars record of being the only film to win best picture without getting director/writing/acting wins.

Masters of the Universe review is now up. Skeletor will be back with more facts later. #filmsky #moviesky #mastersoftheuniverse #filmreview #moviereview

Masters of the Universe (2026) Review

Masters of the Universe is, as you might expect, a very silly movie.

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OK, who is actually on the Ferrari strategy today? Come on, fess up, cuz it ain't the Ferrari guys.