Klay-James Enos
@klayjamesenos.bsky.social
https://www.klayjamesenos.com Never been an art fan in my life. This street art by Eduardo Kobra makes emotional.
If he's your man, why is he inviting me into his cellar to sample his amontillado?
Remembering the gallery I worked for with a name synonymous with a correctional facility where we would routinely get frantic phone calls from people trying to bail their loved ones out of jail
Carlos Chino Garcia has passed a Loisaida legend ♥️
What spider gene causes ball python breeders to give their businesses names like that?
Just learned about the YouTube streamer Whiteboy7thst... As a white boy from 7th street, I take this kind of slander personally
Got my renewed ID today and the anti-counterfeiting measures are reaching Blingee levels
This but with L’avventura and in addition, your friends hook up
Really good trolling would be to go see Picnic at Hanging Rock with some friends and then 35 minutes in get up and leave the theater and disappear and never be seen again by anyone in their entire life
Dude on his stoop was blasting Nickelback on his speaker while I painted
Charli’s letterboxd is played out, waiting for chappell’s morphmarket to leak
Caught the Porter and Duchamp shows today (inside you there are two wolves) and I love this interchange from Francis Robert’s 1963 interview with Duchamp (published posthumously in 1968 by Artnews)
Hardship implies the existence of softship
Me: “Did Jesus die for our CinemaSins?” My partner: “Klay, shut the fuck up”
Me: Ground Control to Major Mom, I mean Tom, fuck Major Tom 👨🚀: MAJOR MOM Ziggy Stardust 👨🎤: MAJOR MOM The Spiders from Mars changed the group name to MAJOR MOM
Hard to articulate why, but this snake looks drawn by Matt Groening
My phone’s weather app says the current AQI for my area is 64 (normal) but because I have eyes and a nose, I can tell we’re choked by smoke. airnow.gov says it’s 100
It's 2026. Pop singers want to be actors. Actors want to be visual artists. Visual artists want to be... real estate agents.
What is a Reddentist, is that like an irredentist or