dragons doing this to their kobolds for enrichment
Ferret's Happy Dance
ALT: Ferret's Happy Dance
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Kumbucha, Guild Master
@koboldkumbucha.bsky.social
Profile 🎨: @eskiworks.bsky.social Kumbucha is just a planeswalking kobold setting up shop. ADULTS ONLY. These trinkets and wares are for working folks. Draconian Dues are to be paid to your local nearest dragon on the 1st of each month.
dragons doing this to their kobolds for enrichment
Ferret's Happy Dance
ALT: Ferret's Happy Dance
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Reminder: hold his primordial pouch while he is sleeping.
If you think about it hard enough, Hippie yoga meditation is a type of guided hypnotism drone submission kink scene. Yip! This kobold is going to get zoinked at a yoga retreat this weekend.
Look at this kobold, the kobold wife, and the kobold babies. The irl-sona would absolutely win. Yip!
Be honest if you had to fight ur sona to the death are you winning or not
Was inspired to make this in simple planes and it's worryingly competent...
The invincible airplane
Your *life is for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a *person is *rapidly destroying you *now.
This kobold's work is complete. You're welcome. It was a fun project and ran while it lasted. Time to drink Pina Colada and lay in a hot rock for the weekend.
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Reminder: this is how many kobolds are paid for their labor. Also we get to sip the dissolved medicines water as a treat on Tuesdays.
Wastewater treatment fact: If you flush a dollar bill down the toilet, we'll find it, bleach it and use it to buy Doritos from the vending machine
Reskeet if you're a kobold witch going yeehaw mode . Yip!
pictured. : a witch
Oh yip yeah, this kobold knows a kobold or five with a Grim Reapussy Grip.
Live Long and Prosper labias
This kobold is ready for November when [Werewolf] tagged players get a 250% size buff when transformed. Expect roughly Sedan sized and weighted werewolves for the entire month of November.
Being a brave kobold is hard sometimes. The world is scary and life is hard. But we can do it. We are kobolds, and if we can survive losing our favourite shiny rock because we tripped over and it fell into a toilet, we can survive anything.
This kobold is going to bed and will dream of chicken teriyaki yumyums.
Don't mind this kobold. It is just going to play the same 4 bars of a drum intro at 8am from the apartment below or above your bedroom. Yip!
*Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you* *Pumps an egg into you*
Well known #KoboldFact that certain kobolds are responsible for putting mold onto your groceries when you are not looking. Although, some departments handle cheeses while others handle breads.