as a writer you gotta figure out what is going on, and then figure out how much your dumb as rocks POV character understands of it, then imbue the consequences with as much gay sex as possible

In Chinese #mythology, Penglai(蓬萊山) rises from the Bohai Sea as the dream of immortality itself, a radiant island where wonder never fades. Emperors such as Qin Shi Huang and Han Wudi sought its sacred herbs and hidden sages, hoping to claim eternal life. There, 1/2

My therapist told me I sound burnt out and idek what I’ve been doing to burn out, man. Maybe I need an stress-coping skill that isn’t just to tell myself “don’t worry it doesn’t matter at all.” Perhaps I would be more motivated if I found motivation that was not stress I have to turn off. Hmmmm

Hold music playing in my head the way I’m avoiding doing work this morning

Ok imma write for real but also tweet through it. First things first: I love em dashes and we can’t give AI the power to take them away

Sacred sanctuaries were excavated in the centre of Cucuteni–Trypillia settlements with protection "goddess" totems purposefully buried under the floor 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums Venus of Drăguşeni, from a Cucuteni-Trypillia settlement, c4500BCE, Botosani County Museum 😁

I GOTTA stop stressing about my Critty role WIP and start working on Narnia exchange!!

“I know how this fic ends” ended up being not true and Cally has suffered so much of me pondering out loud about it, woof. I’ve seriously written so much that will not be in the final draft just because the characterization didn’t feel right yet

Marry your ideal reader 💖 unless she’s @callowyn.bsky.social then you can’t, she’s taken!!

Also today I reread what I’ve posted so far of my current fic and hoo boy honestly it’s so hot and good, excellent job me

How is music and poetry actual magic?? Wow

Late to church because writing smut in bed too long. Stayed late after for the meeting where the chair pitched an outing to see / maybe hosting a religious-themed drag show. Hashtag blessed

I yearn for a crossover where shen yuan confidently explains to xie lian all the acts that are absolutely not gay sex

Having a very intense escapist brain today to the point that beyond work distraction, thinking about what to eat feels like too much and I’d rather think about fandom. Don’t do that, brain. That is not self-care

I print this out and paste it in every new notebook I start

HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@dirtcupart.bsky.social · 3w ago

it is time to stop writing to please the least fun person in the room

Commented on a fic I thought was abandoned and author said they have chapters written and might post aaaaaaaa truly comment karma (posi) is real!!

Magu (麻姑), goddess of longevity, is eternity wearing a human face. In Chinese mythology, she has watched the sea turn into mulberry fields three times, making her a witness to worlds rising, vanishing, and returning again. Legends say she crossed waters in wooden clogs and 1/2

THE ACKROOMS

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

Funny how painstakingly trying to write this masochism for my fic is feeling like an exercise in…Yeah. yeah exactly

Here's the Abu Nuwas poem from c800 ACE, btw: In the bath-house, the mysteries hidden by trousers Are revealed to you. All becomes radiantly manifest. Feast your eyes without restraint! You see handsome buttocks, shapely trim torsos, (1/2)

You hear the guys whispering pious formulas to one another ('God is Great! ' 'Praise be to God! ') Ah, what a palace of pleasure is the bath-house! Even when the towel-bearers come in And spoil the fun a bit. (2/2)

this should help the air quality issues

Benjamin Alvarez@benjalvarez1.bsky.social · last mo.

Fourth of July D.C. flyover schedule

Tonight @callowyn.bsky.social remembered this skeet when discussing the schism and I said something like “more like WE are GOD’s blorbos… and god LIKES to whump us? No…” and she went “that’s a Las tweet! From a couple months ago I think.” A COUPLE MONTHS. Deathless 💜

Las@eightysquirrels.bsky.social · 2y ago

Are we just god's blorbos? Does he just love us soooo much and think we're soooooo cute that he Must put us in a blender and delight in our suffering?

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

I’m visiting family and am experiencing jet lag even on day 4 plus not having time to finish the latest critical role ep or sit down and read/write smut… idk man I’m an introvert and have always been this way

*slaps top of fic* this baby can hold SO much handkissing

Long plane rides are for chickening out of writing smut while seated next to a stranger but getting some nonsmut out in longhand yes good

New ink of my Gibson girl comic oc's Eileen and Prudence. 💙 Support my work and get early access to comics and art like this here⤵️ www.patreon.com/wintonkidd 💕 #gibsongirl #nsfw #historic

Rereading my fic to find out what should happen in the next chapter of it that I still gotta write