It never ceases to amaze me how rude my teenagers can be without even trying or meaning to, gotta shake it off sometimes.
Kt Schaefer
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I watch movies and tell you my thoughts in writing and on podcasts. Cohost of the Danger Close podcast. For the love of humanity please be kind to one another. 🍅 person. They/Them
I booked my husband and I a banger of a Friday to start this weekend. We start off with You Can See Everything and then approximately 20 minutes later we see Ken Russell's The Devils. It's a great theater so there will be snacks, drinks, and pinball between the screenings.
Me watching the trailer for Greta Get wife new Narnia movie: Wtf. OMG OMFG Then the Led Zeppelin kicks in.
Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
Alt: Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
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This is what I expected from Iñárritu this time around. A pompous bit of bullshit that says nothing but that he obviously thinks is Very Deep and Meaningful. When really it's masturbatory nonsense that falls flat. I hope it bombs at the box office.
DIGGER is what happens when you give the week's worst Saturday Night Live sketch an inexplicably large budget and delusions of grandeur. My review of Alejandro González Iñárritu’s stunningly designed but dramatically impotent, comedically irritating, insufferably smug film is at @thewrap.com.
As a millennial Minnesotan the only appropriate phrase for this is, "oh for cute!" And be sure to elongate that 'oh'.
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
My hubs and I decided that for the reat of 2026 we will have #ClassyTuesday and #TrashyWednesday and we alternate who gets to pick a movie that fits the category each week. 1st up, he chose Classy - THE WOLF MAN (1941). Still debating what I should choose for tomorrow 🤔 suggestions welcome!
No one fucking told me that your forties are just going through reverse puberty. This feels distinctly unfair.
the moderate democratic position on Gaza is that if Israel’s opponents do not comport themselves perfectly, if they don’t dance flawlessly through the rhetorical minefields every day, then it’s dead children forever.
Lisa Demuth and Michele Tafoya are going to work hand-in-hand to pass Donald Trump's anti-choice agenda. Minnesotans deserve better.
Lisa Demuth has already tried to ban abortion in Minnesota – with no exceptions for rape and incest. We can’t give her the chance to get it done as Governor.
The hype about #Wicker is very amusing but I do feel obligated to remind larger media outlets that the reason he is so hot is because he's an attentive and enthusiastic lover who prioritizes his partners happiness. And is also Alexander Skarsgard reproduced in wicker, in that order.
They say that going through menopause is as hormonally impactful as puberty. I am on the cusp of this experience and suddenly find myself listening to my angsty teen favorites. Cringing along to Stabbing Westward and Staind (first album only) while making dinner for the kids is kind of hilarious.
Definitely not beating the #adhd allegations with my 3 beverages. Just took a sip from each, water, bodyarmor, then coffee of course. Least flavorful to most.
Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words
Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
I am not a sports fan, but I have to say, the immediacy and intensity of Sumo is so addicting. Maybe its the ADHD, in that things that go on forever just aren't my thing but I love this.
"Let us sit in my cottage and enjoy some food and wine and take some joy in hearing how much pain each have suffered." Eumaeus describes hanging out in middle age to Odysseus on his return to Ithaca.
The inevitable outcome of this kind of BS is that any woman who can compete with a man isn't actually a woman. These fucking ghouls really love the idea that women are a monolith and that if you aren't a dainty, submissive, weak, conventionally attractive, simpering fool then you are not a woman.
1. After pushing anti-trans laws to ‘protect women’s sports’, Project 2025’s Heritage Foundation now wants women’s sports gone to ‘assist fertility.’ Turns out it was about women’s sports all along—if getting rid of women's sports counts, that is.
Reading #TheOdyssey before seeing it in theaters this weekend and I have some thoughts, none new observations I'm sure. I'm about halfway through. 1. Odysseus is the ultimate wife guy 2. Every dude but Poseidon wants Odysseus to marry his daughter 3. Athena is the real GOAT in all of this
I'm putting this out there because I feel like I need to. Existence really fucking sucks sometimes. It is painful, demanding, and so often a double edged sword. I mean you gotta do it because what else is there. But fuck.
Caelan continues to bring the fire. Love it. Watch it. Support them, because they are both very cool and hot AF.
Everywhere Republicans gather, Grindr crashes. Or at least, that's what people have told me about 500 times since my video discussing if homophobia is always rooted in secretly being gay. But is it true? Do republicans constantly crash Grindr whenever they meet? New Video: youtu.be/GHeAJPbx0SI
Mutiny on the Bounty level bullshit.
Pete Hegseth toured a naval vessel, got upset that sailors had beard exemptions, and launched a Pentagon-wide crackdown. Iran hostilities just resumed with no end in sight. The Secretary of War's top priority is facial hair on Black men with a documented skin condition.
Proud to march. Proud to celebrate. Proud to stand with Minnesota's LGBTQ+ community. Happy Pride!
Off to #TwinCities #Pride with my youngest and my husband and I decided to take an Uber rather than deal with parking. Our very nice driver is listening to an audio book on Alexander The Great. Low key queer representation FTW? 🤣 Had to drop an @dancarlin.bsky.social rec to him of course.
Using contraception during marriage is STILL how people have consequence free sex! Being married doesn't make a difference. Contraception is what makes it possible for those who can carry a child to control their own lives. That makes people like this uncomfortable. The NYT continues to be awful.
Wow. And no. “I am not completely opposed to contraception. I think, though, that women in particular should behave as if contraception doesn’t exist… Maybe that’s my concrete proposal: that you should use contraception within marriage rather than as a means of seeming to have consequence-free sex.”
America really needs to rebrand as The Weirdo Place to Chill in whatever climate you prefer. Come hang out, eat our food, go to a concert or theater show and see a bunch of weirdos!
america is an ideal worth fighting for
Thank you @danirabaiotti.bsky.social for the inspo to draw and post this. Gave me that extra little push to finish a piece and post it online for others to enjoy. Or dread? I don’t know but I had a lot of fun making it.
I'm imagining a cornucopia of dicks
Well this happened and i love it. The video reminds me of surrealist triumph, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! The lyrics make my heart sad and little hopeful and the melody is too god damn catchy. <3 @markmallman.bsky.social @tayzonday.com youtu.be/ROhVaORvKsM?...
The Neurodivergent Anthem? 'Edit Me' (Official Music Video)
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