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Trixie Biscuit, L.A. Derby Dolls announcer, Maximum Fun Media Co-op Worker-Owner, Dog Guy, Pedant. Trans rights (she/her) #GKG
If anyone's hunrgy for market research data, this is the story that finally got me to subscribe
Flaming Hydra@flaminghydra.com · 22h agoTODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...
It ain't nine in the gods' own a.m. and the count of men to whom I've had to say "gonna need you to look up" one step before they would've walked into me stands at two
Before I forget again: woke myself up around 3 a.m. today having kicked the absolute hell out of my innocent spouse on account of dreaming about playing 3-on-3 rugby uphill
It is the right of every man to eat candy wheresoever he wills, but maybe let's don't keep the Cup in the shitter
Hoping the person in the Dunkin parking lot in the ASS, GRASS, OR IRA GLASS shirt has a truly exceptional day
"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.
Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 4d agoToday at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.
Garfield Without Garfield but make it football
mike taddow@miketaddow.bsky.social · 2w agozero shots on goal. 7 yellows. a dishonorable men’s world cup performance for the ages by argentina.
revised out by WotC in the 3rd Edition
Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊@hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 3w agoPolyamorous Mime. Is this something?
That always stuck in my craw about the golden apple story, even as a kid. Tf Athena cares who some mortal thinks is the fairest? She has shit to do
Gnome Pickles@gnomepickles.bsky.social · 3w agoHonestly it always felt that Athena was an ace goddess to me. She never really had time for the whole sex thing so these gross losers would probably just exhaust and annoy her. Like they do all women.
The Long Walk is the most film school-ass movie I have seen since I left film school.
I have been a Democrat my whole life. These days, if I'm being honest, I am an anti-fascist ecosocialist. It's not city vs rural, right vs left, citizen vs immigrant, majority vs minority race or culture or religion. It's the extracted vs the extractors. 99% vs 1%. Makers vs. Takers.
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
How many days do I have to figure out who I hate more? This one's going to be a poser.
A dumb, true thing that just happened to me:
MaxFunHQ@maximumfun.org · 4w agoFun Fact: I had been about to start that last skeet with "WERE YOU AWARE OF IT?, a thing I say in real life all the time, when it occurred to me I had certainly stolen that from someone and I ought to check who it was. Turns out...
Joel Nystrom played 38 games, 3 short of the 41-game cutoff for inclusion. But Tagan and Dax (who is currently listed on Wikipedia as the family dog, which is mean, but so is naming a human Dax) will have their names in the Hockey Hall of Fame.
It is going to be a while before I am done being mad about the Hurricanes' owner putting his (mail order?) bride and all his children's names on the Stanley fucking Cup
"'Colorado-style pizzas come with a thick, hand-rolled and braided crust, with what naturally-made, viscous liquid baked into the crust as a replacement for sugar? Sometimes it's served alongside the pizza for dipping.'" Cum. "Cum?" Dog cum. "No." They call it the 'Arbuckle Special.'
Sure, the logo is terrible, but at least the name is blasphemous, which is kind of cool El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula WE ARE ALL MARYS
Tilly Bridges@tillybridges.bsky.social · 4w agothe LA Queens! yeah! with the worst logo and colors! oh
If you ever wake up at 3:15 a.m. and can't get back to sleep and wonder how long it will taker to catch up to you, it's now. Now long
Just coined "going farm to table" for Adelaide eating her poops
if you thought México losing meant Los Angeles would not be blasting fireworks you would be wrong
There is a lady in this bar who has been doing heel raises this whole time She is the only person standing, apart from the staff
I beg your finest pardon but I wore a special outfit for this game
One white man in a baseball cap was the only person in El Cholo who liked that goal
