Dumbeffotry
@dumbeffotry.bsky.social
Clinically depressed and occasionally annoying about it.
[redacted] year reunion next week. Trying to find an outfit that says: - I'm rich, let's drink. - I still want to die, but in a less LiveJournal way. - Please don't show me pictures or your kids. - Please join me outside in the alley and I'll swallow some of your kids? - I have a lighter, let's go.
Shout out to all the camera folks working in gay porn who get the behind shot of the top's ass and hole as they're fucking. You the real ones.
Having to work in the office today instead of making out with a man while we frot and I leak a half gallon of precum onto his dick...homophobic.
Me, reaching into my briefs every day after work
boston gay boy™️ (out of office)@bostongayboy.bsky.social · last wk.I WANT FORESKIN
My only marvel take us that very few can ever hope to serve as much cunt as Rebecca Romijn did the original X-men movies
"Gender affirming care for me, but not for thee."
The Hill@thehill.com · 3w agoDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced a new effort to annually screen service members’ testosterone levels and offer testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), framing it as a way to keep troops on the “leading edge of lethality.”
Still thinking about Club Confessions
Age and term limits on all elected officials. Age and term limits on all elected officials. Age and term limits on all elected officials. Age and term limits on all elected officials. Age and term limits on all elected officials. Age and term limits on all elected officials.
Hearing that the new Madonna album is so good that Lindsey Graham killed himself
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
Nancy Regan and Lindsey Graham about to have a suck-off in hell
In fairness, I think women should get to decide what happens to Mitch McConnell's body.
