Kyari

@kyari.bsky.social

a heartbeat out of time

A picture of Zool. Anyone remember Zool? Did anyone actually like Zool? I thought I did until I played it again. Cool character, great product placement(?!), awful game.

Zool hanging off a Chupa Chups lolly

FNAF is ontologically evil because it's so hyper-tuned for neurodivergent children to fixate on instead of healthy things like tertiary dragon ball characters, video quality, sora and riku kissing, color balancing and sonic the hedgehog

Sometimes Youtube will recommend me videos about the Sonic Speed Simulator game on Roblox and if the thumbnail is ever for a creator that isn't a teenage kid my brain is immediately just like "Check his harddrives"

I just need youtube to understand I do not want to watch Shorts. I am never going to watch a Short. I'm on desktop, why would I want short vertical content? How many times must I make Shorts go away before you realise that I do not care about them.

As someone that spends far too much time within the Sonic fandom its really been fascinating seeing it devolve back into early 2000s internet culture because so many kids on reddit played Sonic.EXE on Roblox. Everyone's making cringe OCs and arguing about shipping again. Its wonderful.