this is good actually because i have plans to ride my skateboard with friends on sunday afternoon.
Kyle Beachy
@kylebeachy.bsky.social
Author of The Most Fun Thing (essays) and The Slide (a novel) https://linktr.ee/kbeachy
Just send emails. If you're a literary journal, have a website. Your engagement numbers are a sham, man. Get off.
Just send emails
actively, flagrantly judging all of you who use substack.
Substack is 100% doing another round of big cash payouts for reputation laundering. A fair number of people accepting that money aren't hurting for it so I'm not clear on why they're doing it. BTW, if you're still on Substack, why, but also, here's a resource to get off: leavesubstack.com
asking the rattlesnake politely to please come back for this one particular mouse we keep hearing in the ceiling
the other day? wore my Rush shirt to walmart, bought some ant traps
very weird to wake up (hours ago, jesus, i'm not a slob) and see people saying nice things and celebrating the good fortune of a st. louis cardinal.
i personally would like to see more novels where the whole thing is just a person living somewhere.
"A spokesman for the Port of San Francisco said the agency has not received complaints since skaters returned and is happy to let them remain." People want people, even / especially if some of those people are pushing around on wheels.
San Francisco: The city where skateboarders won?
The city has spent around $9 million on skate infrastructure in the last decade. It’s hard to believe it used to jail people for skating on the sidewalk.
sfstandard.com
"A spokesman for the Port of San Francisco said the agency has not received complaints since skaters returned and is happy to let them remain." People want people, even / especially if some of those people are pushing around on wheels.
San Francisco: The city where skateboarders won?
The city has spent around $9 million on skate infrastructure in the last decade. It’s hard to believe it used to jail people for skating on the sidewalk.
sfstandard.com
Chicago, Saturday night, Logan Square, let's get weird as hell
Always Crashing Reading & Performance Series 18 July 2026 / 7pm Chicago / Comfort Station / 2579 N Milwaukee
you guys ever build a shed in your yard? not hard. i built a carport and i'm at least 35% fem. building a shed is much easier than kickflipping.
I'm going to become the Joker
forgot to tell you guys that i turned down a Pretty Lucrative contract with a piece of shit AI company and my soul really actually does feel cleaner for it
in this house we celebrate every win with an itty little bit of tequila. just enough to feel god smiling
It's Friday evening and I just sent out a letter I've been writing off and on today. If you'd like to receive this one and future letters, just send me your email addy. No promotions. No links to buy anything. Just letters.
in 2026 i'm going to write little essays about skateboarding and life and send them by email to people who'd like to receive them. substack is very bad, metrics are death, and i'd like to write less publicly about these things. DM or respond with an email addy if you'd like to be included!
Also, "witnesses" is One Letter longer than "migrants" and more effectively describes the position and role of the men
Just sent off a 15,000-word editorial letter to a client with a novel that's going to absolutely rule. Cannot stress how much I enjoy doing developmental edits for authors, how fortunate I feel to be trusted in this way and hurl myself into their projects.
i'm sorry but these dudes are, what, podcasters? these people whose names you all seem to know?
NEWS --> Three men who were in the van with the victim of the ICE shooting in Texas are potential witnesses, but they're now under pressure to self-deport, a rep for the families tells me. They remain in detention even as ICE's story falters. Details in this piece: newrepublic.com/article/2129...
Texas ICE Killing Darkens: Rep Says Witnesses Pressured to Self-Deport
There were three others in the van with the man shot by ICE in Houston this week. A represenative for the families tells TNR that the government is pressuring these potential witnesses to self-deport.
newrepublic.com
i got into a bit of an argument last year with a Known Author for arguing that today's college profs absolutely must redefine "cheating" rather than slot LLM-aided essay writing into the same old categories and procedures. professors simply aren't paid for this shit.
12 or 20 (second series) questions with Dan Beachy-Quick / @milkweededitions.bsky.social ; robmclennan.blogspot.com/2026/07/12-o...
12 or 20 (second series) questions with Dan Beachy-Quick
Dan Beachy-Quick is a poet, essayist, and translator. 1 - How did your first book change your life? How does your most recent work compa...
robmclennan.blogspot.com
You have not discovered contemporary masculinity until you've hung out with a radically disparate and intergenerational group of dudes and women and trans skaters hugging and saying I love you after one of us switch heelflips a few steps.
As my friend @kylebeachy.bsky.social noted, Jackass emerged from the skater scene, and that’s about as healthy as masculinity will get for the rest of our lives bsky.app/profile/stun...
There we go. Now we're talking.
I don’t have any answers here, personally I think the only healthy version of masculinity I’ve actually encountered is Dudes At The Skatepark Supporting Each Other, so my recommendation is go hang out at skateparks
not for nothing, but a good thing about skateboarding contests is everyone pretty much accepts that they're rigged rather than believing in a fantasy of fairness despite a constant deluge of evidence otherwise!
Still curious for any input from presses / authors re: how the small POD run does or doesn't reset the "out of print" title clocks.
But is this what happens, now, for old titles? They never go out of print, because publishers can issue small print-on-demand runs at any moment? Has anyone out there confronted such things w/r/t contractual rights re: out-of-printness and more?