Kylie Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
She/her Guitars & games 7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter Bengals/Cubs/Flames Kylie Minogue stan Iron Maiden fangirl Life-long Maine-iac MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
I wish my @clovermtg.bsky.social brews were good, but I had to try something when I saw that Tendrils of Agony was an uncommon...
[Clover] Storm? - Commander (Black Waltz No. 3)
A Commander deck featuring Black Waltz No. 3 by Kylie2112 • View on Moxfield
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Saria thinks me yoinking her off the dining room table or kitchen counters is a fun ride. And coming within 3 yards of her tail is attempted murder.
melissa capriglione @ AnimeNYC W25@mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · yesterdaywhat happens when you barely step on your pets tail?
Dueling botanists choose pistels at dawn
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · 3d agoDueling pharmacists choose pestles at dawn
Preparing to drop a few bucks on the new rarity bumps for my Lunalight deck...not sure if I'm going to splurge on the starlights, though...
I've been doing my current position at work for 12 years. I can definitely do mechanical engeineering without AI.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 2d agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Down with independent FDA trials for safer drugs, up with snake oil salesmen and gas station boner pills?
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 3d agoThere is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.
"We're afriad that if we tell them to do it, it's a warcrime and the Democrats will punish us."
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d agoPENTAGON: Anyone got any ideas? @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
Just rewatched Todd In The Shadows's "Worst Hits of 1987" video and decided to double-check his rant about bands not on the year-end chart, specifically Aerosmith. Permanent Vacation was released late in 1987 with Dude Looks Like A Lady as the lead single. It only hit #17 on the Hot 100.
Jared Leto Clarifies He’s Studying for His Next Role Where He Plays a Pedophile Named Jared Leto thehardtimes.net/breaking/jar...
Jared Leto Clarifies He’s Studying for His Next Role Where He Plays a Pedophile Named Jared Leto
A new documentary is alleging that actor-musician Jared Leto has engaged in a disturbing pattern of grooming and sexually assaulting teenage girls... Continue this tale
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Actual vanilla ice cream tastes amazing, though. Unflavored ice milk sucks.
Might have turned one of my friends into a chaser...she was constantly complaining how disappointing men have been, and how she wishes she could just date women. "You know you can just date women, right?" "Yeah, but I love dick too much." "You know that's also a thing, right?" "Oooooh right!"
Peg everything Trump and Elon are doing as *REPUBLICAN* ideals, because they're already all supporting it.
replacing "day" with "gay" in my idioms live to fight another gay it's seen better gays tomorrow is another gay seize the gay the good ol' gays your gays are numbered buster a dog gay afternoon take it one gay at a time gaylight robbery etc etc
Salted caramel, though French vanilla is my favorite
Astrid@astridsramblings.bsky.social · 6d agoTag yourself I’m basic salted caramel
John Mellencamp has to have the record for most name changes as an artist and still being a major star... 1976-1978: Johnny Cougar 1979-1982: John Cougar 1983-1990: John Cougar Mellencamp 1991-pres: John Mellencamp And people just...accepted it.
1984: Billy Squier's entire fanbase abandons him and his career as a hitmaker is over after the video for Rock Me Tonite "looks kinda gay," but Judas Priest also releases a platinum album where one of the best songs is *literally* about Rob trying to suck a huge dick. Cishet men are weird.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Can Modoc
Alt: Jeremy and Modok share cans of pig blood, saying "This blood's for you" in My Best Friend Is A Vampire
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Dave Owen@wavenode.bsky.social · 7d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
